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Chapter 8 by Talonblade Talonblade

What do you do to lewd up the Ivy home?

Add a bit of 'natural beauty'... or perhaps a lot!

You think about your parents, how tired and sore they are all the time... and how to best benefit yourself while helping them at the same time. After all, you are the one with the Rulebook, so you should have fun with it, even if you are helping them out. Sure, you could just New Rule them up some healthy backs, but where is the fun in that? So, you'll do something similar... with a price.

Firstly, the fresh backs... and a lot more.

"Old Rule: All members of this family of this household are naturally slow aging and healthy. While this does not extend their lifespan, starting at age 17 they age at a fourth the speed of normal humans, remaining healthy outside of minor illnesses to keep the immune system up. Those illnesses, however, are rare and only last two weeks at maximum."

You feel a shiver, and suddenly your house is a lot crappier. Huh, it seems that their youth was somehow detrimental...

A young girl called out to you, "Yo, Vinc~ Do you have money for food. Your dad and I are going out with our friends tonight! We are going to get liiiiitt~~!"

You figure that was your mother. They had you rather young, your dad was 23 and your mom was 19. So, they are still rather 'young' despite their old age, and it seems that your Rulebook couldn't tell the difference between mental maturity and physical aging. That, or it was sentient and fucking with you. You really hoped to have something more in the vein of Derflinger in regards to sentience though, annoying but reliable, not like a Blackened Denarius.

Well, this wasn't too hard to fix. Even with their apparent lack of maturity, you still have pencils and paper and all your nice things. Just the rest of the house has suffered.

"Old Rule: All members of this family of this household are naturally slow aging and healthy. While this does not extend their lifespan, starting at age 18 they physically age at a fourth the speed of normal humans, remaining healthy outside of minor illnesses to keep the immune system up. Those illnesses, however, are rare and only last two weeks at maximum. They mentally mature like regular humans, though mental degradation such as Alzheimer's does not affect them. No one is jealous of this aging and treats them as if they were young only in advantageous ways to their current goals. They also have an easier time overcoming physical traits that make them think of themselves as unattractive, such as blemishes, unflattering fat, and lack of tone and muscle. "

Aaaand, your house is back to being nice and middle class again. Actually, your house seemed nicer. You look out and see that you were not in the same neighborhood, but in the upper middle-class one just a few blocks down. Still close enough to your school and friends, you check your phone and to your relief, their numbers are still on your phone. You almost close your Rulebook but remember that you have yet to take a lewd-toll from your parents. You think for a moment, and decide that since your Mom and Dad were rocking healthy young bodies, then there should really be no shame in them.

At first, you write, "Old Rule: This is a nudist family." You erase it though, having a much better idea. Automatic nudism isn't a high enough price, you think, so you decide to make it more embarrassing than that with a New Rule.

(Authors note: I kind of overdid it with the length of this one, so skip past it till you see the end quotation. It will give you a functional description.)

"New Rule: All people within the confines of this household's clothes start to become irritating after 4 hours. The source of this irritation is not a rational source, but a slowly building sense on unnaturalness. However, a need to go somewhere outside this house, such as school, work, or even just outside, will disable this. While the wrongness that one feels is a mild discomfort at first, it slowly builds minute by minute. As this unnatural feeling builds, the compulsion to remove one item of clothing becomes more and more insistant. Removing one item of clothing a fraction equivalent to the size of the item's worth of that unnatural feeling will be replaced with a sense of peace and a closeness with nature. However, as long as they have even one item of non-essential clothing on, the feeling will continue to build until all non-essential clothes are removed. Clothes will be removed without damaging them, no matter how wrong they feel. The whitelist of essential clothing and their conditions is noted here:

  • A tampon/pad during a woman's period.
  • A pair of panties during a woman's period.
  • Diapers, if the wearer cannot control their bowel movements to reach the toilet in time.
  • An apron, when cooking.
  • Oven mitts, when cooking.
  • A pair of shorts, when cooking.
  • Breast pumps, when lactating.
  • A robe, to answer the door.
  • Towels, when wet.
  • Bedding if all kinds, when on the bed.
  • Shoes, when dealing with a foot hazard such as broken glass.
  • All clothes, during an emergency that requires outside aid.
  • All clothes, during a social gathering of any kind that includes nonresidents, unless the Owner of the Rulebook says the code-phrase: "How do you spell chimera? Lotus Ice cream." The timer starts at the second that any nonresident walks in, but only takes effect after the passphrase.

No one will freak out and leave due to this rule. Women will notice that their breasts are firmer and more shapely as they define it as they become more and more nudist, capping out at 15% after full conversion. No one will suspect a supernatural cause. Sex toys do not count as clothes. Clothes for the purpose of sexual role play are permitted during the act, and no longer."

There, that should cover your bases. It took almost half of the page with your tiny ass hand writing, but you managed to create an ENF and ENM paradise. Now, anyone that stays your house for longer than four hours will slowly start to lose their clothes as time goes on. Though you made sure to make some allotments for cooking, dangerous tasks, and girls monthly. If you or your folks were having guests over, it nullified the effect. You can control this, of course, through the use of a pass phrase. It was from something you read a long while back. If you ever need to completely get rid of it, you could just erase the New Rule part and it would become inactive. It runs the risk of them figuring out that you did it, of course, but risks were unavoidable sometimes. Every good gamble as the chance of losing your fingers if you're not careful, but you think this is a safe one to take. The only exceptions are sexual clothes because you have cosplay dreams dammit!

Sure, this affects you too. However, as you look at your moderately toned body, an improvement from your chubby nerd-body, you think that you'll be okay with that. It seems that even the small amount of exercise that you normally do is enough to make you better looking in this reality. Your facial features are still a bit too sharp for your tastes, your nose larger than you would like, and your eyes the same shade of dark brown they've always been. In spite of that, a you with a little muscle and no acne is like a whole other person in comparison. Sure, you're nowhere near Jack Roland's level, the so called 'Prince among boys of Jackson High', in terms of winning the genetic lottery. With this body though, you... you could actually call yourself attractive. If only a little. Then again, guys aren't your thing anyway, so what do you know? Plus you just... feel good. You still need glasses, but the air seemed a little easier to breathe, your Rulebook a good bit lighter, and sounds... well, they were the same.

You didn't go over the deep end that a lot of protagonists do, while still getting those sweet sweet lewds that you've been craving. Although... there is one thing that you want still. For your home to be even better...

What could you possibly want? Your already in ENP heaven! But yet... you know what you want, don't you? You want...?

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