Miss: You just can't get the angle right.

As hot as Mary is for your pecker, especially after her first squirting orgasm, you struggle to find an angle that doesn't strain your hurt leg but still lets you get the pink pony into the barn for the old in and out. Eventually you give up with a laugh.

"Bless you, honeybear, you really tried," Mary says. "I'll look through Dr. Diddy's papers tomorrow and we'll see if we can't fix some way we can get you into me that works for both of us."

You take a pain pill and start to drift off beside your ever-loyal, never-faithful wife. Except your daughters are really yours, you checked. You blink at a new book on her side of the bed, titled: GOD'S PLAN FOR OPEN MARRIAGE: THE LOVING COMMUNITY. Yawning, you hope Mary doesn't have some scheme. You like things just the way they are.

You have -1 Hard, +0 Hot, +1 Cool, +1 Control, Eat Pussy, and Submissive (Mary).

You have 5 XP and can spend them on a new Character Move when ready.