The Waitress From Earlier

On the other side of the door is a semi-familiar face. The waitress you spoke with earlier stands in front of you with a look of mild annoyance. "Honey, I get that you and your girl are being spontaneous and everything, but you can't just block off the restroom, we do have other customers who may need it."

You quickly glance around the empty diner and smartly keep your mouth shut on the matter. "Not to mention, the manager heard the two of you and he has requested, as politely as he gets, that the two of you take off. Says lovebirds fucking like rabbits is bad for business."

Seeing an opportunity, you grab it and hold on tight. "Fucking?" You ask, making sure to look as perplexed as possible. "We weren't doing anything of the sort."

The waitress rolls her eyes and crosses her arms. "You really expect me to believe that?" She asks, deadpan. "The whole neighborhood could hear you two. You weren't exactly being subtle."

"Oh!" You slap your forehead and give a little chuckle. "See, and she's gonna kill me if she finds out I told someone this, but she gets really bad cramps."

As if on cue, a loud "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!" floats from within the restroom. A look of concern crosses the waitress' face, and you know you've got her. Now it's time to go for the kill.

"Besides," you say, gesturing to your relatively unblemished appearance. "Do I look like a guy who's been fucked six ways from Sunday?"

You see her eyes flick up and down your body and notice her body relax some. "I suppose not..." she says reluctantly. "Just get her home at least. My manager's already up my ass about how that old timer took off without paying."

You reach into your pocket and pull out your wallet. Fishing around inside for a moment, you pull out a fifty. "Here," you say, offering it to her. "For his and mine. Keep the rest for the trouble."

She smiles softly as she takes the bill from your hand. "Thank you very much," she says. "Your lady's very lucky to have a guy like you." You smile back and remain silent, merely giving her a polite nod. The waitress walks away and you make sure that there is enough distance between her and the door before you open it and return to Scarlett.

What you find inside you could not have possibly prepared yourself for.