Cafeteria Rumble

I wish I could just wrap my arms around Sayaka and hold her close right now. Damn theses stupid injures!

Sayaka is laying next to me with her arms wrapped around my neck. She's softly kissing my cheek and neck. She suddenly begins to nibble on my neck, causing my whole body to tense up for a moment. I can hear her giggling at my reaction.

After she sits up, Sayaka sighs, "We should probably get dressed, huh? Can't keep Mikan waiting"

She jumps up from bed and begins getting dressed. I stare at her gorgeous body one last time before she begins to put her clothes back. Sayaka suddenly throws a pair of panties at my chest.

"I figured you'd want a clean pair to take with you, as a memento", Sayaka giggles as she puts her bra on.

"Wait, you were serious about that?!", my eyes widen and jaw drops.

I thought she was just teasing me!

Once she's done getting dressed, Sayaka helps me up and helps me put my underwear, pants and shoes on.

"We should really do that again", Sayaka winks.

"Anytime, anywhere", I kiss her cheek.

"Cheerful, I might take you seriously", she giggles and stuffs the panties she gave me into my pocket, "Wouldn't want you to lose that"

Sayaka peeks her head out the door and looks around, "The coast is clear, lets go!"

We exit her dorm and begin walking towards the exit of the dorms. Like before when we first entered the building, there are no students around the dorms. But there is a lot of yelling and laughing coming from the cafeteria.

"Huh, I guess you were right. They are in the cafeteria", I say, "But, you're still not psychic"

Sayaka pouts, "My intuition is so good I might as well be psychic"

Out of curiosity we enter the cafeteria and see that all our classmates, with the exception of Mukuro, Toko, Byakuya and Kyoko, are all gathered around one of the tables laughing, except for Makoto and Taka, who look annoyed. Toko and Byakuya are no where to be found. Mukuro is standing to the side, not paying much attention. Kyoko is sitting by herself, reading one of her books.

"Play it again, Leon! Play it again", Junko says in between her bursts of laughter.

"Come on guys, you should probably stop. What if John saw what you guys are doing?", Makoto pleads with the group.

What the hell are they up to this time?

"I agree with Makoto! Behavior like this does not belong in a school environment!", Taka slams his hand down on the table.

"Relax bro! We're just having a little bit of fun!", Mondo laughs and puts his arm around Taka's shoulder.

"Yeah, I'm sure John would be laughing with us if he was here", Leon chuckles.

"Would I now?", I walk to the table, "Care to test your theory, Leon?"

Leon smirks, "Yo John! Wasn't expecting to see you for a while"

He's not nervous at all. Probably because I'm injured so I can't do anything to him.

"So what exactly were you guys talking about?", I ask with an annoyed look on my face.

"Oh nothing really, I was just showing everyone this little video a friend of mine in Class 77 sent me", Leon explains.

Oh no. Please don't be THAT video. Anything but that video!!

Leon hits the play button on his phone and my voice comes out of the phone saying, "Besides, I'm a virgin!"

My cheeks instantly turn red as almost every starts laughing again.

Damn it, I'm not even a virgin anymore but that's still super embarrassing.

"Oh man, I'm loving all the despair that's radiating off of you right now", Junko howls with laughter.

"Hey, cut it out Leon", Sayaka yells, "Are you guys forgetting that John is a hero?!"

She then turns towards me, "Don't worry John, I'll teach Leon a thing or two for you!"

"Y-You really don't need to do anything", I try to explain but Sayaka cuts me off.

"By doing this, I'll be able to show her just how much you mean to me", Sayaka's fist tighten and a fire begins to burn in her eyes as she stares at something.

Her? Who are you talking about?

I follow Sayaka stare and see she's glaring at her "rival", Kyoko, who doesn't even notice her.

"Sayaka, I don't think you're gonna prove anything to her", I sigh.

"Trust me! I got this!", Sayaka ignores what I just said and stomps over to Leon.

Leon sees her and gulps, "What do you want, Sayaka?"

Sayaka leans close to him and shouts, "Delete that video, Leon!"

"What?! No way! This shit is comedy gold!", Leon laughs.

"Fine then, I'll do it myself!", Sayaka lunges for Leon's phone but he snatches it away and stands.

"No way in hell are you getting this thing!", Leon smirks and starts running.

Without wasting a moment, Sayaka begins to chase the red head around the cafeteria, causing everyone to laugh at their hijinks. I think I even saw Mukuro smirk.

I sigh and shake my head before I hear someone next to me say, "You're looking well"

I turn and see it's Kyoko, giving me her cold, emotionless glare like always.

"Well, I was fortunate enough to have the Ultimate Nurse take good care of me", I smile at her, "And you are looking as lovely as ever, Miss Kirigiri"

Kyoko rolls her eyes and ignores my compliment, "Your injures seemed serious when I visited you in the nurse's office yesterday. Though I'm wondering why you were **** when the only part of your body that was injured were your arms"

"W-Well, I can't really handle blood. Even the sight of my own blood is enough to make me pass out", I explain with an embarrassed blush on my face.

"I see, so my theory was correct. After you blocked the hit from Sato, Natsumi ran leaving just you and Sato in the room. Sato was in shock from what just happened and didn't attempt to **** you any further. But, due to your fear of blood, you passed out onto the floor once you made visual contact with your own blood", Kyoko explains the whole situation perfectly.

I wouldn't call it a fear if blood.....

"Wow, it's almost like you were actually there!", I exclaim, "How'd you figure all that out anyway?"

"I saw Taka and Mondo carry you out of the music room. When I saw how bloody your arms were, I figured something had happened and began my investigation. After a quick examination of the music room and talking to Natsumi, I was able to piece everything together", Kyoko explains with her monotone voice, "I just needed you to confirm that last piece of information"

"Damn, you really are the Ultimate Detective!", I chuckle, "If you don't mind me asking, what did you think of my heroic feat?"

"I thought it was reckless and idiotic. You could have easily gotten both yourself and Natsumi killed", Kyoko says sternly, "You had everyone worried sick. It got annoying real fast"

I sigh, "I'm really sorry that I made you worry"

"I never said I was worried, did I? I had full confidence you would be fine. And besides you shouldn't apologize for what you did. Even if it was stupid and reckless, you did pretty good", she smirks, "For a virgin"

I smile back at her, "Oh wow! Are you making jokes now or was that another observation?"

"If you want a proper observation, I'd say Sayaka Maizono just took your virginity a few minutes", Kyoko suddenly says, still sounding emotionless.

I jump back slightly, "W-What?!"

"There are small hickeys along the right side of your neck. You smell like sweat and the perfume that Sayaka wears. There's a strange lump in your pocket, I think it's safe to assume that it's Sayaka's panties. And your reaction to Leon showing everyone the video was very tame. I figured you would have thrown a fit about it, but instead you didn't say anything and just looked away shyly. And if anyone was going to take your virginity, it most likely would be Sayaka. The first person to volunteer to aid you and she clearly has feelings for you. You can tell so by the way she looks at you, talks to you and her body language around you", Kyoko explains her reasoning, "Am I wrong?"

"W-Well, um", I stutter to try and find the right words.

How the hell can you be this smart?!

"Based upon your reaction it seems that I am correct", Kyoko blandly says, "You should be more careful. My father made it clearly that behavior like that is not acceptable. Just because you're a hero doesn't mean you can away with anything"

I laugh nervously, "I'll keep that in mind for next time"

Kyoko raises an eyebrow, "Next time?"

I gulp and begin to stammer, "I-I mean, if t-there's a next time"

Kyoko sighs and shakes her head, "Pervert"

"Hey! I'm not that bad!", I say trying to defend myself.

But suddenly we hear a large amount of arguing and see it's coming from Sayaka and Leon. I'm immediately worried cause I see Sayaka on the ground with a bad scratch on her arm and she's crying. Leon is infront of Sayaka looking terrified.

"Sayaka!", I run over to her and crouch down, "What happened? Are you okay?"

Sayaka sniffles, "H-He pushed me and made me fall..."

Leon stammers, "I-I was just trying to get her off of me! I-It's not my fault!"

Mondo grits his teeth and tightens his fights, "What the fuck dude?! What type of man would hit a chick?!", Mondo begins to step closer to Leon.

"**** is not acceptable in a school environment!", Kiyotaka steps in between in two of them.

"I'm telling you, I didn't do anything! She's probably just faking it!", Leon shouts.

"What kind of girl would do that? Only a guy could be so cruel", Hina yells.

Sayaka's crying quickly turns almost everyone against Leon and they all begin to yell at him.

Junko laughs, "Look Mukuro! Look at his face! Do you see how much despair he has right now!"

Mukuro blushes at the sight and nods, "Yes Junko, it is a glorious sight"

During the commotion of getting yelled at, Leon drops his phone. Sayaka immediately lunges for it.

"Hey! I thought you were injured?!", I ask in confusion.

Sayaka giggles before she holds up the phone, "I was faking it. But look, I told you I would get the phone! Didn't I?"

I smile, "You know what, you're right. You kept your word"

Sayaka then throws the phone on the ground and stomps on it over and over again.

My eyes widen, "I-I thought you were just gonna delete the video!"

"It's password protected so this is the best I can do", Sayaka shrugs, "I'll buy him a new phone"

This has been a bad day for you hadn't it Leon?

Sayaka then walks over to Kyoko, "Well! Did you see that?"

"Yes, I saw you fake an injury to get your way. Real mature", Kyoko scoffs before she walks past Sayaka and walks up to me.

"H-Hey! I wasn't finished yet!", Sayaka yells.

Kyoko ignores her and talks to me, "I am scheduled to be your assistant next week"

"You actually signed up?", I ask.

"Asahina **** me", Kyoko explains, "But I just need to make one thing clear. I'm not like Sayaka or Natsumi. I'm not just gonna throw myself at you and if you try to make any inappropriate advances on me, you'll need a lot more then just the Ultimate Nurse to put you back together"

Upon declaring that threat Kyoko walks away, not even looking back at me or Sayaka.

Well then, next week is going to be interesting, huh?