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You decide to get a drink and head to the bar. Kate Beckinsale sees you walking towards her, and she quickly puts her drink down and scampers away in the opposite direction and into the crowd before you can get there. You're tempted to follow her just to mess with her, but then you see another woman at the bar who was previously hidden from your view by Kate. You recognize the tanned, Grecian goddess immediately. It's Maria Menounos in a tight silver dress that shows off her legs.

She's drinking a dry whiskey and catches your eye at about the same time, and she smiles as you approach. Her smile could light up any room and just walking up to her, you feel like she exudes some kind of aura that sets her apart from everyone else.

"Hi! I'm Maria Menounos! Congratulations on the movie!" She hugs you and you perhaps hold on for a second longer than you should, but she doesn't seem to mind it.

"Hi! I'm John Colins, or the Ringer. It's great to meet you. You look so beautiful in person!"

"Thanks! The movie was great, and I can't imagine how difficult it was to shoot those action sequences. But the way," Maria leans in to you so that she can speak in a softer voice, "was that real? Did you and Gal Gadot really...? Or was that some special effect or prop?"

Leaning against the bar, you can smell Maria's perfume and her shampoo as she's so close to you, and you pull the glass gently out of her hand and take a sip of her drink. "All real," you reply.

"Wow. Incredible. I can't believe they let you guys shoot that. How many times did you- Wait, hold on, this would be a great story. Any chance I can get an exclusive interview for E! News?"