Go with the lads

"Fuck that, I'm not a faggot like Daniel," you say, as he rolls his eyes.

Daniel heads out the door after flipping you all off, and the rest of you. You blow a bit of time continuing to fuck around as you hold a competition to see which of you can bounce a rolled up sock off the window, off the wall and into the bin. After unending failure at that, you eventually decide to head off to the party. Moving along the hallways and stairwell, you eventually find yourself at the Third Floor.

Impressively, it seems pretty much every single room on the floor has been taken over by the party. Seeing as no single dorm room is large enough for a party, the entire floor has been converted. You have to hand it to Saoirse and her friends, they've organised it well.

"Shit, this stuff is kickass. I pictured this as far shittier," Ben says.

You notice one of Saoirse's friends, the redheaded Grace, standing next to some friends by the entrance. She turns, looking to all of you.

"Oh, new guys. Drinks are back in that room, chips and such are there, the dance floor's in there and there, punch there, private rooms are there and there," Grace says.

"Private rooms?" Ben asks.

Grace stares at him for a brief moment, before rolling her eyes.

"What do you think happens at a party, asshole?"

"****?"

"You're a dipshit," she sighs. "Sex, sex you stupid cunt."

With that, Grace turns, heading off, leaving you alone.