What new law do you make?

Rewrite society's pecking order with some Old Rules

You smirk to yourself as you look down at your crotch and know exactly what to write. Despite being a bit of a wallflower, you've always drawn some quiet confidence from the fact that you're hung like a horse, packing 10-inches in your jeans.

"Old Rule: A person's place in society is determined by cock size. People with larger cocks have authority over those with smaller ones, including women."

"Old Rule: No one may get in trouble for following the order of a larger-cocked person."

"Old Rule: All clothing must be tailored to show off a person's genitals so their place in society can be determined."

As you finish writing, the crotch of your jeans fades away, letting your cock flop freely against your thigh. The same thing happens across the rest of the coffee shop, front panels fading away from dresses and flies vanishing from pants, displaying everyone's place in society.