Your sister, Kelly

You groggily open the door, dressed in nothing but a pair of boxer briefs, as you see your panicked sister standing there.

"Brother - there's a woman at the door. She says she's here to see you - and your phone won't stop buzzing with text messages! Is something wrong?"

You shudder in fear, hoping the woman isn't from Manwhores...or worse. But, you need to make sure your sister is safe.

"Kelly, everything is OK. I invited a friend to my birthday party that didn't show up - maybe it's just her. Go to bed, and I'll just make sure to say hi to her."

You put a shirt and sweatpants on quickly as your sister goes to her room and shuts the door. You approach the front door, and a curvy, blonde woman in her early 30's greets you.

"They sent me here since you weren't responding. You still OK to have some fun tonight, sweetie?"