Next on the list

Normally you would have added to Minka's public humiliation more, but since she was relatively cooperative, you let her just lie on top of you for the rest of the ride back to the mansion. It's turns out to be pretty nice as you close your eyes and enjoy the warm sun while Minka's naked body presses against yours. Her breathing is slow and regular and you suspect she's napping, so you fall asleep too.

When you wake up not long after, the truck isn't moving and you wake Minka and get up. You see the newly installed sign that says "Ringer Mansion."

"Hey. Come on. Grab our clothes and follow me," you say as the two of you climb out of the truck. You're in the driveway of the playboy mansion, where Minka's white SUV is already there and she gawks at it in wonder, touching it just to make sure it's actually here.

One of the maids Alexandra hired greets you two as you walk in and Minka blushes and tries to put on her clothes, but you stop her. "It's okay. They don't care and they're discreet."

"What happened to Hugh Hefner?"

"I gave him a nice retirement package. This is all mine now."

"You know, I might not have been here when he was in charge, but I'm pretty sure even the bunnies were clothed most of the time here," Minka says, holding the clothes closely to her chest to preserve some form of dignity, even though all the help staff you pass by pretty much ignore you two or don't seem to notice or care that both of you are naked.

"Well it's the Ringer Mansion now, and all guests are free to wear however little they want."

"So I can leave whenever I- Holy shit!" Minka exclaims as you two enter the main living area of the mansion. Kate Middleton is lounging on the couch and watching TV. It looks like one of those real housewives shows is on.

"Hey Kate," you say to her and she looks at you. It's the first time you've spoken to each other since last night and you wonder how she's adapting to her new circumstances.

"Hey."

"Finding everything okay?"

"I guess. The staff is really attentive and they get me whatever I want."

"Good. This is Minka Kelly, you might know her?"

"No. Hello, I'm Kate," Kate rises from the couch and greets Minka warmly with a handshake and a hug. Even though she's not happy about being here, she's still a nice, friendly person. It's no wonder she's so popular.

"Minka's going to be staying here as well, so you girls should get to know each other." You grab your shorts from Minka and retrieve the list from your pocket.

"What's that?" Minka asks.

"A list of people Alexandra wanted for the mansion," you say and show Minka and Kate the list. Minka gasps when she sees her name at the top. The two women scan the list and they recognize most of the names.

"So you're moving on to the second one?" Kate asks.

You look at the list and shrug. "I don't know. Maybe I'll hop around. Depends on who's easy to find. Anyway, Minka you have to stay here or I'll come find you and alter your mind or something else. Ask Kate if you don't believe me." Kate nods in acknowledgement of the fact and you leave the two women alone, glancing again at the list in your hand.