The Ultimate Sweet Talker

"W-What do you mean by destroy?", I ask nervously.

Is it just me or is every other student in this school insane?

"Sayaka Maizono represents the girly pop music genre that Ibuki despises so much! To destroy her means to destroy the genre!", Ibuki grins.

"Ohhhh wait, now I remember you! Ibuki Mioda, you got kicked out of that old girl band right?", Sayaka asks with a smirk.

"I-It's not like that! Ibuki left the band because of "creative differences". I wanted to move on to bigger and better things!", Ibuki says with a light blush on her face.

"You wanted to change the bands style of music from pop to punk. Do you realize how bad of an idea that was? Your audience would have been so pissed!", Sayaka snickers.

"We would have gained a bigger and better audience if we switched genres! But no one would listen to Ibuki! So I was politely asked to leave the group....", Ibuki mumbles.

"Once you left, they became even more popular!", Sayaka laughs"

"S-Stop trying to change the subject! I'm here to prove once and for all that Ibuki is superior to anything that is from the pop genre! Prepare yourself Sayaka Maizo-", before Ibuki can finish she gets hit on the back of her head.

"What the hell is wrong with you?! Running off all of a sudden like that! You stupid pigshit!", a small blonde girl with pigtails yells at Ibuki from behind, "We thought something bad happened, but instead you're yelling at some dumb girl like the ugly pigshit you are!"

"H-Hiyoko! Don't interfere! This is a matter of Ibuki's pride!", Ibuki turns to her friend and shouts.

I whisper to Sayaka, "So much for our peaceful date, huh?"

Sayaka nods in agreement.

Suddenly two more girls appear, running towards Ibuki. One has shirt red hair, freckles and a camera around her neck. The other has long, choppy, purple hair and purplish-grey eyes. She also seems to be crying.

"I-Ibuki! Why did you run off? I-Is e-everything okay?", the purple haired girl cries.

"Oh great, now you're here. Just shut up, Mikan! Hearing your voice makes me wanna throw up! The only thing worse than that is your ugly face", Hiyoko sneers.

"W-Why are you always so mean to me?!?!", Mikan cries.

"But seriously, Ibuki, why the heck did you run off like that?", the red haired girl asks.

"When I saw Sayaka walking through the halls, I knew I couldn't miss the chance!", Ibuki explains.

"Is your brain just a pile of shit or something?!", Hiyoko yells, "Let's just get out of here already. Sato is going to be done with her class soon, we need to meet up with her".

"Ibuki's not leaving until she's defeated Sayaka", Ibuki protest.

"John, do you think you could do something about this?", Sayaka whispers.

"What could I possibly do?", I ask.

"I don't know. Try using some of your Ultimate Boyfriend skills or something. Please!", Sayaka begs.

I sigh, "Fine, but you may not like what you end up hearing"

I get off the ground and walk over to the four bickering girls.

"Um, excuse me, you're Ibuki right?", I ask.

"Yes, you are speaking to the one, the only, Ibuki Mioda~", Ibuki says while striking a cute pose.

Hiyoko hits her again, "Just introduce yourself like a normal person would!"

This little girl definitely has some anger issues, huh?

"Ms. Mioda, I was just wondering why you are so dead set on 'defeating' Sayaka?", I ask.

"Duh, if Ibuki defeats her, she defeats the pop music genre", Ibuki explains.

"But, haven't you already defeated the genre?", I ask with a small smile.

"Huh? What do you mean?", she tilts her head in confusion.

"Well, think about it. After you left your previous band, you were able to become the Ultimate Musician. You had all this talent locked away inside of you, trying to escape the shackles of pop music. And once you were free, you could experience all the wonders music as a whole had to offer. You see, Sayaka here is forever shackled by pop music, she can never try anything else ever or her career would be ruined. In almost every possible way, you've defeated her and the genre you hate so much. So, why waste your time on her when you could be working on you next big hit!", I smile widely.

Please forgive me for this, Sayaka.

Ibuki thinks for a few seconds but then smiles, "You are completely right! Ibuki has already conquered pop music and has become even stronger for it. Poor Sayaka will never understand the joys of punk or rock or any of the other genres! This battle was finished before it even begun! Thank you for helping me realize this, John!"

"No problem. Wait, how do you know my name?!", I ask with wide eyes.

"Oh, Ibuki heard Sayaka call you that in the hallway. I have great ears", Ibuki says as she tries to make a cool pose, "But, I'm not aware of your talent?"

"Well, how about I just give you all a proper introduction. I'm John Doe, the Ultimate Boyfriend.", I give the four girls a heartwarming smile.

I can see a bit of red forming on each of there cheeks.

"Hmmm, Ibuki has decided that she likes you! I know, I'll write a song about you! You'll be my new muse!", Ibuki says excitedly.

The red head girl chuckles, "Well, it's nice to meet you, John! I'm Mahiru, Ultimate Photographer!"

"I-I'm M-Mikan, the Ultimate Nurse. If you ever get sick or hurt, don't hesitate to come see me", Mikan says nervously.

"And I'm Hiyoko, the Ultimate Traditional Dancer. Can we leave already, just talking to this pigshit is giving me a headache", Hiyoko sneers.

I have no clue why these nice girls hang out with you.

"Yeah, we should probably get going, huh? Well it was nice meeting you, John!", Mahiru says as she, Mikan and Hiyoko begin to leave.

"Ibuki will be sure to show you the awesome song she's written about you when she's fine with it", Ibuki then walks over to me and gives me a quick kiss on the cheek, "See ya~"

She then catches up with her friends and they leave the garden.

My face is bright red and I'm smiling widely. Suddenly I feel someone punch my arm.

"I'm 'forever shackled' huh?", Sayaka growls.

"I-I was just trying to get her to calm down!", I try to explain.

"Are you really the Ultimate Boyfriend? You seem more like the Ultimate Sweet Talker right now", Sayaka crosses her arms.

"I didn't enjoy saying any of that!", I say.

"Just like how you totally didn't enjoy getting a kiss from her, right?", Sayaka sneers.

Damn it, I'm totally screwed aren't I?

But, then Sayaka starts giggling, "I know something you'll enjoy way more than her stupid kiss!"

"And what would that be?", I ask with a curios look on my face.

"This~", Sayaka says before she wraps her arms around my neck and pulls me in for a kiss.

She doesn't waste anytime, as soon as our lips meet, she slips her tongue inside my mouth. I moan softly and wrap my arms around her waste.

I'm making out with the Sayaka Maizono right now. I LOVE THIS SCHOOL!

I begin to use my tongue to wrestle with her tongue. She eagerly fights back. After a little while longer we are **** to separate, due to a lack of air. But neither of us move. We just stare at each other while we both pant heavily.

"Better.....than........Ibuki?", Sayaka pants.

"Hmmm, might.......need....a second kiss....before I can decide", I smirk.

"You're lucky I like you", Sayaka says before she kisses me again, this time causing us to fall to the ground.

Sayaka is on top of me as we continue to make out. I can feel myself beginning to get a hard on. I don't want to do anything too forward though, Sayaka might not be into that.

Sayaka breaks the kiss and whispers into my ear, "This is such a public area. How about we meet at your room, tonight? To continue~"

My eyes widen, "S-Sounds good to me"

She smirks before she stands up, "Great, then I'll see you then! I promised I'd meet with some people soon, so I gotta go. But, I'm looking forward to tonight"

Sayaka winks before she leaves the garden. The only person left there is me, trying to process what just happened.

One thing I know for sure is, Hope's Peak Academy is the Ultimate Paradise!