Post it

You decide to have a little fun at Taylor's expense and create an anonymous social media account online and post the video. It takes a while to get picked up by other people, but once rumors of a sex tape featuring Taylor Swift start to gain speed, there are millions of views within hours and they're even showing a censored version on the news every hour.

After a while, people start to speculate about your sighting with Taylor last night and there's widespread speculation on whether the cock in the video belongs to you, so you have Ashley released a statement of denial, saying you had nothing to do with the video. In the meantime, it looks like Taylor has gone into hiding and the last sighting of her was on a tarmac as she boarded a private jet.

You have nothing much to do that day so you spend much of it online, reading blogs and forums to see what people think of the video. The focus is on Taylor at first, as people analyse the video by the frame to debate if it's really her, checking every mole, scar, and imperfection on her skin against previous photos. You chuckle at those who vehemently refuse to believe it's her or come up with fake evidence that it's someone else, since you know the truth.

That's when a light bulb goes off in your head and you have a great money making scheme. The video with Taylor had been shot from your point of view, which made it especially hot for many to view, and after watching it for the 50th time, it reminds you of POV porn where the guy pays young, skanky women to have sex on camera, while he then sells those videos. Of course, you wouldn't have to limit yourself to pornstars and women **** for money. With your magic rings, you could have anyone in the world and let people purchase that experience for a price.

So you start doing some research on how to make it happen.