Yourself, bent over, with a hard plastic strapon pushing inside you

Rubbing your your thumb over the slit of your cock, you bring yourself right to the edge of orgasm before backing off. You collect the sticky mess of precum before moving your hand again. Quickly, you reach it behind yourself and push a thumb into your tight asshole. Your other hand comes up to pull sharply at your nipples.

The jolts of arousal from each hand don't take long to bring you back to the brink of orgasm. Pulling your thumb back through your tight sphincter, you simultaneously push it back into yourself as you twist your nipple hard, feeling your orgasm splatter across your belly. You stay in the same position for a few moments, relishing the waves of pleasure, but then, hungry for more orgasms, you pull your thumb out once again, and throw your hand under your bed in search of your shoebox of trusty sex toys.

But they're gone! You grope blindly for a while, then even turn the lights on and stick your head under the bed to look, but they're nowhere to be found. Groaning, you flop backwards onto the bed; looks like there's no other option for you today....