Dre-e-e-e-eam, Dream Dream Dre-eam, Dre-e-e-e-eam...

I soon fell into a dream where I was in my house, clothed in only my boxers and an undershirt while I was watching some strange show about alien crashes. I didn't believe what they were saying about aliens, mainly because it looked like a little cubby hillbilly dude was, "tellin' the tale of how he an' his buddy were abducted by little green-skinned purty ladies." The retard also said that they had no belly buttons and were very touchy-feely. He had apparently figured this out when they took him onto their ship and "Fiddled with my farm equipment, if ya know what I mean," was his own words... Charming.

"Well shit, if that happened to someone, they wouldn't leave! And besides, wouldn't they be able to overpower them since they are just 'Purty little ladies?' Hah!" I told the guy on the screen as I turned off the T.V and got up to go lumber on over to my bed upstairs.

"Why did I have to buy a house that had a bedroom upstairs? The only time I go up there is when I'm tired, and then I have to walk up 10 steps! I should have thought about that better…” I was grumbling as I was walking up the steps when I saw a female figure at the top of the stairs looking down at me.

"Whoa Shi-!!" I yelled as I fell from the steps. I hit the floor with a loud thud, which sounded worse than it felt. Since I was wearing boxers and "myself" was vulnerable to incoming objects, I had to protect myself in any way I could; curling up into a ball while in thin air and praying "it" didn't get broken from the hellish wooden floor.

Thankfully, my crotch was spared, but my mind was racing on the fact that there was a girl in my house for once! The only time a girl comes into my house is if she has a joint project due for school or when they smell food… Either way, they don’t stay for long. Though, it appeared that this girl wanted to welcome me to my own house.

"Wh-who are you?!" I stammered as I got to my feet. I could not see her face because I, for some strange reason, prefer to watch T.V in the dark. I think it brings out the colors... Anyway, back to the lady walking towards me.

Even though I was almost as blind as a bat in the dark, I could make out her form. She was tall and slender, her arms looked almost too fragile to be of any strength-related use. She had long hair that went down past her shoulders. The most disturbing and exotic thing about her was her eyes. They illuminated the area around her like mini flashlights; a green glow that was extinguished every time she blinked. She walked slowly and gracefully towards me down the steps and across the floor, almost as though she was gliding towards me while her eyes scanned me over with her eerie light.

"Who are you?" I asked again as she came to a stop 3 feet away from my less-than clothed body. I still could not make out her features even from this close; her eyes were staring right into mine, drawing me in like a bleary-eyed bug to a green bug zapper. I didn’t even think of covering myself up for some reason.

Still, she came closer towards me. I had no choice but to move backwards as she approached upon my position. I don't know why I started thinking about the little green ladies on the T.V, but it seemed to be projected into my mind while I looked into her eyes.

I backed up until I reached my couch, which I did not notice as my entire body had gone numb. She was inches away from my face, seeming to be studying me. I finally saw her face, and her mouth curved up into a smile. Then, the lights from her eyes suddenly turned blindingly white like a flash bomb. I fell backwards, but didn’t hit anything. Then, I heard Greg saying something.