Sit with your room-mates

You sit down with Lukas, Ben and Daniel off to the side of the cafeteria. You quickly begin devouring your food, tearing a chunk from the burger as you quickly wolf it down.

"Fuck, you must be starving," Lukas notes.

"I think Cathy wants to swallow your dick. Or your burger. Or fuck it, maybe you," Daniel notes.

"Who?" you ask.

Daniel nods off to the side, where you see an utter behemoth of a girl staring over at you. She must weigh a metric ton, with massive, flabby legs trapped in a pair of tights, the buttons on her shirt read to fire off.

"Jesus, she's... certainly fond of dinner," you say.

"I hear she doesn't even wash," Ben says.

"Are you going to go for her?" Daniel asks.

"Fuck no," you reply.

"Ah, go on. It'd be funny," Daniel says.

"Dude, she's gross."

"Alright, if you make out with her, I'll give you my chocolate mousse."

"Oh, that is definitely worth it. The mousse here is fucking unreal," Lukas says, before glancing at Cathy. "Fuck, just ask Cathy. She's certainly eaten enough of it."

"I don't know, it doesn't seem worth it," you say.

"Hang on, if you don't really care for the mousse, can I have yours?" Ben asks.

"No! I want to eat it," you reply.

"Oh come on! Tell you what, if you give me the mousse I'll point out which girl has been staring at you the entire time you've been in here the same way I've been staring at your mousse. She's a slutty one, as well."

You glance around the cafeteria, not spotting the girl in question, before reflecting on the choice.