Rose the Rogue (yes, we do crossovers)

"The name's Rose, Lady Knight," she said. Despite her circumstances, Aurora saw a sudden twinkle in the girl's eye as she winked at her. "And I don't give out my name while suffering public humiliation to just anyone, but I figured that's the least I could do after getting the pervert train off of me. He wasn't the first one to take a bite out of my booty, and he wouldn't have been the last."

"You are welcome, Miss Rose. My name is Aurora, of the Order of Paladins. Tell me, what was the nature of your crime?"

Rose smiled, showing her dazzling white teeth. "Now that is a story, Lady Aurora. Do you know much about Lady Capulet?"

Aurora frowned. "Only her name." Capulet was a member of the high nobility, while Aurora spent more of her time among the lesser nobility, because that was the nobility that actually did things.

"Well, her and Lady Macbeth don't get along too well, so Lady Macbeth hired me on account of my disreputable reputation. She wanted me to sabotage Capulet's ball gown to fall apart during the Midsummer Ball."

"I see. And I assume that didn't work out for you?"

"Oh, it worked out great, at the time. Actually I decided to go the extra mile, 'cause I got a reputation for that too, so I sabotaged her unmentionables too, and Capulet ended up in naught but skin dangling from the chandelier for all the world to see. They had to set up a fishing net to catch her, all while she was cursing like a sailor! Then she got all tangled up in that net, and there were all sorts of clumsy, eager volunteers trying to 'help' her out." She gestured wildly with her hands, which were still bound.

Aurora frowned. "How did you get her up in a chandelier?"

Rose shrugged. "You'd have to be there."

"I see." Rose's punishment was starting to look both fitting and poetic, but if what she said was true, then she had too much skill for Aurora to waste. "How did you get caught?"

"Well, I made it out alright, if that's what you're asking. The guards didn't notice me coming in, and they were too distracted on my way out, but it turns out the Thieve's Guild is a group of sell outs, and Lady Capulet bought the whole team. Next thing I knew, I'm stuck in the stocks with a line of men spanking my butt and groping my tits."

"Pillory," Aurora corrected.

"Huh?"

"You're in a pillory. A stockade binds one's feet, while a pillory binds one's hands and head."

"Really? Never knew that. Always thought they were the same thing."

"It's a common misconception. How are you with traps?"

"I'm the best you'll ever meet."

"Locks?"

"Nothing's unpickable. Assuming I can reach the locks, and not stuck with my hands inside this … pillory."

"I see. Rose, the queen has sent me on a quest to investigate a disturbance in one of the outlying villages. If you join me, not only will I offer you protection from whatever minor legal issues you may have against you, but you will also receive an equal share of the reward and whatever treasure we come across. Also, due to your current circumstances, I will offer you some funds for you to buy some clothes for yourself and any equipment you might need for the journey."

Rose's face lit up. "Really? Then sign me up, Your Ladyship. I always wanted to go on an epic quest, and it would do me some good to get out of the city for a while."

Aurora nodded. There was a chance that Rose would take the money and run, but if she was going to abandon her, it would be best if Rose ran off with a small bag of gold instead of with Aurora in mortal peril. "Very well. Now, allow me to heal some of the injuries you have received." She was no cleric and most healing spells were beyond her, but every paladin knew Lay on Hands.

She stood behind Rose and faced her bottom, turned red from continued booty slappings, and Laid on Hands. "You may feel a brief and sudden chill, and then increased sensitivity around the affected areas, but–"

Rose gasped in shock as the spell took effect. He knees trembled and she let out a scream, though not in pain. If anything, it sounded like the opposite. Her entire body convulsed in a spasm, and then stilled. Aurora frowned in confusion, worried that something had happened with the spell until she saw a trail of fluid dripping down Rose's legs, and she realized what had happened.

For a moment neither spoke, both trying their best to convince themselves that what had just happened hadn't just happened. Aurora recognized that it was she herself, or at least her spell, that had pushed the naked rogue over the edge, and she couldn't tell which of them was more embarrassed by the experience.

Finally, Aurora took off her white cape and draped it over Rose's exposed body, covering her. "I, um, I shall see what I can do about opening this pillory."

"Please do."