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You know what? FUCK this terrifying demon voice. You've got a book full of spells that do all sorts of crazy shit, don't you? Maybe less crazy than what you had before, but there has to be something you can use against this guy...er, this vaguely male spirit or whatever! You start flipping through the book, prompting the voice filling the orb to chuckle.

(＾▽＾) "Oh, you sweet stupid boy. What, you're gonna use your little book of spells on me now? And what, turn me into a bimbo or other brilliant plan?"

As it would happen, your eyes just landed on an entry labeled BIMBO. "Yes. Yes I am."

ヽ(´ー｀)┌ "Hey Dumbshit, I'm a fucking disembodied voice. There's nothing of me to even cast a spell on."

Oh, uh, good point. Well hey wait, the voice-spirit-whatever is inside that orb right now, isn't it? Why don't you just cast it on that? The voice sighs as you raise a hand, mumbling through the incantation for the spell. The orb sighs again, twice as dramatically, as your hand begins to glow.

(－‸ლ) "Woof, this guy. Hey Genius, these Spirit-Scrying orbs are all shielded up the fucking butthole for exactly this - "

He trails off as an aura of pink energy radiates off of your hand, immediately appearing around the orb.

(ーー゛) "...uh......reason. So....you're telling me. You forged a contract. Through an unshielded orb."

The pink energy begins to pulse into the orb, the crimson in its now frantically swirling mists begin to shift lighter and brighter. "I guess so?"

(ー_ー)!! "How stupid are you! Do you have ANY idea the sort of conse....um, the sort of consum...uh, the...grah, why can't I use, like, the good words?! I...oh, shit. Oh fuck this is bad, this is, like, um..."

The voice trails off as the mists inside it begin to slow their frenzied thrashing, the formerly threatening blood red and black now a downright friendly bright pink. And black. That part is still a bit threatening. A few moments pass, and you clear your throat. "So, ah...how's it going in there?"

There's a long pause before the voice hesitantly speaks up again...probably. You can only assume it's the same being, because where before the voice had been gloating and masculine if not exactly manly, now it's a chirpy little coo.

(＠_＠;) "Um, I......I, um, kinda forgot how to get out? Of, like, this orb thingy?"

That first voice gleefully calls you up and tells you your bank account is overdrawn. This voice pouts that it's forgotten its PIN. That first voice told you that you fucked up, and now demon wasps were going to nest in your eyeballs. This voice would probably shriek and jump into the nearest set of manly arms at the sight of a wasp, demonically eyeball nesting or otherwise. That first voice definitely spent a lot of time cackling. This voice sounds like it's one nudge away from a giggle at all times. That voice was a fucking asshole. You want to fuck this voice.

You cough again, not quite sure where to go with this. "Er...sorry? I guess? You did threaten to have me devoured forever, though."

The voice gives a big, overdramatic 'hmph!'

<`ヘ´> "I don't care, you're a meanie! Now I'm all stuck an', an', an' I'm all....oooo, I'm, like...." The voice trails off with a sultry groan, then abruptly cuts back in, outraged. "Grrr! You turned me into a freakin' horny bimbo! How'm I supposed to be have fun when I'm noncorp...uncrop....argh! When I don' even have a hot body to, like, play with an' junk!"

The orb begins to flash a Q_Q face as it loudly bawls, Dogsbody somehow still asleep through the whole ordeal. You try to shush the recently bimboed demon a bit quieter, but that only prompts her (and you're pretty sure it is her now) to sob even more outlandishly. Fortunately for your ears, however, an idea hits. "Well, what if I got you a body?"

The orb stills for a moment, then floats a little closer to you as the voice continues to sniff.

Q_Q "You...you'd do that? For me? I was so bad though, I, I totally messed up your powers on purpose! An', an' I even lied about you having to bring me, like, those icky souls! I don't even use'm for anything, I was gonna just, like, throw'm away! I was soooo meeeaan bwaaaaaa~!"

You try to comfort the orb as best you can, reaching out to cradle it in the crook of your arm. That seems to instantly soothe the bawling bimbo ghost, the orb lightly rotating in your arm like it's a sad puppy trying to cuddle. This is so fucking weird. "Hey hey, it's okay; we're friends now!"

The orb sniffs again.

Q_Q *sniffle* "Really?"

You nod. "Really. So let's be friends and help each other out. I'll get you a, ah, totally hot body, and you forget about this whole 'cyclically shat out and devoured thing'. Okay?"

The voice instantly cheers as if it had never been crying.

(*^3^)/~☆ "Yayyyy, I'll totally forget about, um, those things! Oooo, I can't wait to have, like, a yummy pussy..."

This has been a weird day.