The Next Day

When I woke up, it was the next day, and I shit you not Shizune must be the most amazing assistant ever because if I hadn’t been the one to do it I wouldn’t have believed that more than an hour of hard core sex had occurred in here. I mean, considering how much of a notorious drunk the Hokage was, I suppose it was only reasonable that she had some extensive experience at cleaning up after a wild session of just about anything, but seeing it was something else. The various bits and bobs, the scrolls and books and such? Literally in the exact same spots they were before I swept them aside and Shizune took them to the smaller side table. I couldn’t even smell a hint of sweat or cum in here.

On the other hand, it was the next day, and I’d apparently just been left to sleep here on the couch the whole time with nothing but a blanket to cover me. Not the worst thing – I was running a bit low on my rent payment after all. I mean, considering the fact that I have the powers I do now? I probably never need to pay for my own food or drink or places to stay ever again! But still, I did have a bit of a crick in my neck after sleeping in such an awkward sitting position…but that went out the window when I looked over and saw Tsunade working hard at her desk yet again.

Both she and Shizune looked up at me when I woke up, and I was a bit pleased to note the **** blush spreading on Shizune’s face…while Tsunade’s reaction was a bit more to my liking as she slowly licked her lips at the sight of me.

“Ahem,” Shizune coughed into a fist, lightly holding…I think she called it Tonton? I hadn’t really paid attention. The pig, she was holding it again with her free arm.

“Right,” Tsunade muttered as she got back to work.

I did note, however, that she was mostly just doing her signature while Shizune was providing her with paperwork that had already been gone through. Hah, and they said I would never amount to anything! All it took was reality-bending powers and now I’m boosting the efficiency of the village’s organizational bureaucracy right from the top! I actually felt good enough about it that I was just about to take off the blanket and walk over there and start over again – the blanket was put on me but neither of them had tucked my tool back into my pants – when the doors to the office opened and I froze.

“Hokage-sama, Shizune-san” said…the still very sexy Kurenai as she walked into the room, herding along three kids with her.

Ah, right. Jounin-sensei and their genin students.

“Hey there, Kurenai,” I couldn’t help but interjecting with a smile at her as I shamelessly looked her up and down.

“Nijito?” she asked, her voice far too casual for a woman I’d tried impregnating just yesterday. “What are you doing here?”

“It doesn’t matter,” I shrugged, “You know?”

“Sensei, you know this guy?” asked a little guy with a dog stuffed…into his hoodie? “He…he smells…weird,” he said while sniffing at the air.

Dog, sniffing…yeah, Inuzuka. The dog clan people. Everyone knew about them and their hard as nails current Clan Leader. A total bitch – but hot in her own way. I’d seen her and her daughter Hana once or twice on my way through the village talking in the entrance of one of the Inuzuka vet clinics.

“We met yesterday,” Kurenai said primly before dismissing me entirely and walking forward with her little gaggle.

Now, normally that kind of dismissal would hurt, but considering what I’d just pulled off? I felt fine. She could ignore me as she liked right now, I could easily get her back. Not to mention, I wasn’t precisely feeling like I wanted to be waving my dick around some kids, ninja or no.

“Kurenai,” Tsunade said without looking up, “I assume you’re here asking for another mission for your team?”

“Yes, Tsunade-sama. We’ve had enough time to rest and recover from our last mission,” Kurenai nodded.

For a **** instant, I wanted to interject here, and bring something up or stop her from going…but nope. I remember the Kyuubi. I remember the Sand-Sound Invasion which was in dangerously recent times. I wasn’t going to fuck around with missions or ninja going to do them. If these people were going to be the next generation of ninja, then keeping them from getting experience out in the world and becoming, you know, the next protectors of the village and such because I was bending Kurenai over and fucking her silly then I would feel pretty fucking stupid the next time an enemy village sends some ninja over to like, invade us or anything.

Normal-ness aside, if someone hit us with something big enough that I was just ‘collateral’…I don’t even know what would happen then.

With that in mind…I felt my stomach gurgle loudly enough to interrupt whatever it was the ninja had been discussing after I’d stopped paying attention.

“Uh, sorry. I’m going to go find some lunch,” I waved and headed out.