A Completely Transparent “Dress” that Hid Nothing (Classic)

(Written by Ewong)

For whatever reason, there was a clear rain poncho in the basket. Emily looked around for anything that would offer her any kind of decent, but found none. She pulled it on and saw it was in fact VERY transparent. It looked like she was wearing a dress made from Saran wrap, yet it didn’t cling to itself like Saran wrap. She sighed and went back upstairs to talk to her mom.

“I…”

“I get it. You want to get in using the Twelve and under discount! They can’t question it when they see your bare body!”

“MOM!”

“What, I think you look cute! Come on, let’s go!”

The woman grabbed Emily’s hand and began to whisk her toward the front door. Luckily, her hand was on the poncho, and Emily figured she could slip out of the poncho to get changed real quick. She only had a moment to think…