Jessica

"How about Jessica?" You're getting more than a little bit ahead of yourself by suggesting Jessica. Honestly, you barely know the woman. But you've seen the sort of things she gets up to when all of you go out together, and you're sure that if you really found some way to push her, you could convince her to do it.

Junior looks a little shocked that you'd even suggest the cook, but he certainly doesn't look put off by the idea. He screws up his mouth as he considers the offer. "Alright," he says. "If you can get Jessica to do it, I'll delete the photos."

You resist the urge to celebrate right in front of Junior. No reason to give him even more satisfaction than he's already getting out of your humiliation. But at least now you have somewhere to start, an idea to go off of in your efforts. It'll probably be rough going, but you genuinely believe that you can get Jessica to blow Junior if you really get in good with her.

Wow, what's happening to your life?