Karen waylays him in his room

Matt used his key to open the door to their apartment, and snuck into his room. It wasn't that late but it was a school night and his mom would be mad he was getting home late.

He pulled off his t-shirt and tossed it into the laundry and then stopped suddenly. Karen was lying in his bed doing something with her phone.

"What the hell are you doing here?" he demanded.

"I wanted to talk to you about your date."

"Huh?"

"Come on." She waved her phone at him. "Everyone has been twittering and snapchatting about you and the Chinese chick. Plus, you left the rink two hours ago. So, what have you been doing since?"

"Remind me why this is any of your business." Hoping to encourage her to leave, he yanked off his sneakers and socks, then dropped his jeans.

"First of all, you get a girl pregnant, it'll ruin your life. Forget about college, you'll be working fast food to make child support. Second, she's Chinese, right? Which means her dad probably has connections with the tong... you won't live long enough to make your first child support payment. And stop trying to distract me with your naked body."

"I'm not naked."

"You might as well be with your dick sticking out like that."

"Sorry if my dick offends you. But this is my bedroom, not yours, remember."