It's Hollywood

It's the production set of the Wonder Woman ABC TV show, and you're like a fly on the wall. You remember this scene; Wonder Woman catches the beautiful German spy and a catfight ensues, resulting of course in our heroine subduing and tying up the enemy agent.

"Okay, cut!" You hear the director yell. "Not bad, but let's run through that again, starting with opening the door. So, Lynda, darling, make your reply a little bit quicker, okay? When Marcia says..."

Lynda Carter interrupts. "I don't see why she has to wear that dress. What were they thinking over in costume? Would a spy try to attract attention to herself like that?" Lynda folds her arms on her chest.

You see what's happening here. The star is jealous of the other actress. Stella Stevens is older, to be sure, but she looks hot! She's famous for her knock-out figure -- 38-inch bust, tiny 23-inch waist. The form-fitting white dress leaves nothing to the imagination. Lynda's younger, but she measures only 37 and change up top, with a 26-inch waist -- almost plump, compared to Miss Stevens.

The director reassures Lynda that she's tops, she's the center of attention, don't worry your pretty little head. They do another take, and the director's satisfied. Next they start the scene where the blonde German has tossed aside her gun and assumes a fighting stance.

"I was Nuremberg judo champ!," she taunts, spreading her feet and putting her hands in a chop pose.

"I assume," the lead character replies, "that that is supposed to impress me." She puts a confident look on her face and closes and latches the door, to prevent the enemy from escaping.

The blonde relaxes her judo stand and instead grabs a knife (presumably a letter opener off the desk) and raises it to throw it. She swings it forward just a few degress before the director yells....

"Cut! That's great. We'll insert the knife landing in the wall next to Wonder Woman... we'll get that later. Okay now, let's set up the attack scene. Lynda, this is where the Marcia character jumps you in a futile attempt to take you down."

Miss Carter eyes Miss Stevens with suspicion.