Wonder Woman

You find yourself in a dark office, an oddly dated-looking office. There is a heavy wooden desk with an unpolished brass lamp. There's a picture of Franklin Delano Roosevelt on a side table, leaning against the wall. And... there's a shapely blonde cracking a wall safe where the Roosevelt picture apparently used to hang.

The blonde's about 5'8", wearing a buttoned white dress that covers her knees, but does nothing to conceal her tiny waist and well-endowed chest. She begins taking folders and envelopes out of the safe, and inspecting their contents.

You see movement out of the corner of your eye. The office walls have glass panels in heavy oaken frames with venetian blinds, and you see the silhouette of someone walking toward the door. It's... it's Wonder Woman! She peeks through the glass door, gets a stern look on her face, opens the door and marches in.

You step back into the shadows, not sure if the women can see you. Is this a dream?

The blonde turns in surprise, and sees the famous Amazon stand and fold her arms in front of her, as if about to lecture. Sure enough...

"I knew it was you all along!," Wonder Woman asserts.

Over her surprise, the blonde is now defiant. She puts her shoulders back and points her impressive assets at the American heroine. "You didn't know anything," she retorts.

Wonder Woman blushes and sucks in her tummy, embarrassed at the blonde's hourglass figure. "Well... I knew you that you had a friend, who carried a machine gun in her purse..."

Suddenly it occurs to you, you seem to have landed in the middle of the 1975 Wonder Woman TV pilot, with Lynda Carter confronting the blonde bombshell Stella Stevens!