You're a Vixen!

How could she not see what's right in front of her? Your lustrous red and white coat. Your cute little beady eyes with alluring foxy lashes. Your delicate paws that are just so squeezable. You're a girl fox, and she's a girl idiot.

Plus, she's only level 2. You'd get as much XP for killing her as you would playing volleyball with a sloth.

You bat your eyes at her and the realization (finally) hits her. "Oh... I'm sorry!" she squeaks. "M-miss fox! Of course you're a pretty fox! Of course you're cute!"

You sniff haughtily. Ariel winces.

"...Does that mean you're not gonna kill me?"

[SCRATCHES!]

Ariel sees your sign and squeaks, covering her face- but instead of a ferocious **** on her, you instead plop your butt down in her lap. You tilt your head at her expectantly.

Ariel looks down at you with those cute blue eyes of hers. Hesitantly, she reaches out and scratches between your ears.

Her head scratches are positively heavenly. You lean into her hand and- to everyone's surprise- purr contentedly. You didn't even know you could do that.

Unsure of what else to do, Ariel keeps scratching you up and down. It's the best thing you've had happen to you all week- she's getting all those little burrs in your fur and aches in your back. Frolicking and dodging adventurers is hard work!

But soon enough, you feel like there's something missing. You need a new game. A better one. A riskier one. A game that'll get you even more power, even more Nemeses, and even more tails.