Collect that sweet XP and gain awesome new powers!

Your snout is soaked in the Dark Elf's sweetness, your nose is filled with the scent of deep moss, and oh boy are you ready for some sweet, sweet power. You glance over at the healer (Ariel? Yeah, that was her name) and see that she's still nervously clutching her staff. Good. She's still out of it. She'd probably get ganked on her way out, so she's hoping against hope that her companion will (somehow) win against you. Silly healer. Fox Spirits never lose when the game's so much fun!

You send your shaky-stick back into your inventory and bound between the Dark Elf's legs. You stare at her soaked womanhood, and the pulsing bean right beneath her tuft of pubic hair. It's time for your deadliest finishing move.

Boop!

You boop your cold, wet nose against her hyper-sensitive clit. Phaere moans loudly, shudders... and disappears into thin air.

Ding! Ding!

You feel a surge of renewed wiliness well up inside you. But that's not all: you've grown another tail! Glory! Huzzah! Oh, happy day! You're a real kitsu-

Two-Tailed Fox Spirit

Fuck this game. Well, at least you've got a few new abilities...

Lvl: 8 -> 10
Melee Attack: 10->12
Ranged Attack: 5->7
Weakness: Water

Special Abilities:
Night Vision: Can see in the dark and wear sunglasses at night.
Enhanced Bite: Nimble teeth and sharp fangs give you a greater chance to strike vital areas.

New Special Abilities!
Steal (2): With a melee attack, you may attempt to steal a random item from your target. Successful thefts award XP. Can be used outside of combat. Does not trigger combat.
Sign Language (1): Once every ten seconds, you can pull a sign-on-a-stick out of nowhere. Limit 1 word per sign. Can use sign as a weapon, but only when not in combat.

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That's your new power at level 10? A sign? You whine pitifully. This is so unfair. Well, at least you have the perfect way to express how you feel about you new "power." You conjure a square sign-on-a-stick and point it at the sky.

[LAME]