On yourself

You create a mirror and examine yourself. You clearly are no longer heterosexual and no longer even human. You don't want to decrease your intelligence, but having a giant pear shaped skull simply won't do.

You focus on yourself and will the weapon to work. You feel the bones in your head crack and drop back into place. Your head throbs. You wait for the pain to subside. You examine yourself again. You look like your old self, only sexier. Of course your brain has lost about a thousand IQ points, but you are likely still the smartest human in the universe by far.

You wonder what to do about your sexuality. You know Illiana altered it, but she also made it feel 'right'. You don't really want to go back to being straight. Still you need to be able to fool Markus, make him think you are still 'in love' with him. You focus on the weapon and find yourself awakening your bisexuality.

Now that you can pass for your old self, you wonder. What the hell should I do with the near infinite power the weapon bestows on me? You lick your lips at the possibilities.