Happy Thoughts

The tender dory the Fairies are flying over, and Jessica and you are riding in, gently approach the deck of Captain Hook’s pirate ship. It does not come to a tender landing: At the last moment, the ship heaves up against the boat’s keel with a sickening thud! You non-fliers have to hold onto a side and your seats when the dory tipped over to your left side - or tumble out!

“Sorry!!” cries out the Fairy over on the steering wheel on the deck above this one. “The wind shifted!!”

“Vidia!!” more than one of our Fairies accuse.

“It wasn’t my fault!” she protests.

“Some help here!” you cry out for their attention. This may just be an illusion, but it’s a damn convincing one!

“Sorry!” Tinkerbell says, zipping around us and dusting us with glitter from her leaf bag.

Jessica easily floats away from you. You, on the other hand, still feel the threat of gravity. “Think happy thoughts!” Silvermist encourages.

“Christmas?” you ask, thinking of the Darling children in the movie “Peter Pan”. No, you still think you’re going to fall.

“Orgy?” Fawn the animal-talent fairy asks quite suggestively.

You feel sparkles turn to sparks; you hear little tingle bells. You begin to rise into the air; your prick begins to rise in your pants. You have happy thoughts about you and a harem of Disney Fairies. And, of course, your wife, Jessica Rabbit Doe.