Offer your help.

I wasn't really sure whether she would accept it but I supposed at least offering would make a good impression and help me earn Azula's trust.

"Did you hurt your foot?" I asked her.

She glared at me, as if I had personally caused her this misfortune. Well... in a way I had but that's just technical. "Believe me, I'm still more than capable of fighting and defeating you, so don't get any ideas." She snapped at me. Boy, was I in for an interesting day.

"My point was to offer you and ice pack for the swelling." I sighed. "Besides, I have no doubt that you could take on me with your leg cut clear off."

"Ice pack?" She asked quizzically, reminding me once more that she wasn't used to modern technology.

"Yeah well" I started explaing while walking over to the fridge and grabbing an ice pack from the freezer compartment. "We have these cooled supply cabinets called refrigerators, so the food doesn't spoil as fast." I wrapped the ice pack in a kitchen towel and gave it to her. She looked at me, as if I had just explained a nuclear reactor. "And by the way, you might also want to prop up your feet, so I suggest we move to the living room."

Apparently I had cought her out with so much information at once but after collecting herself she got up and gestured me to go ahead. After a short walk through the dining room we arrived and I offered Azula a wingback chair which she carefully sat upon. After giving me another suspicious look she proceeded to take of her boots and placed her feet on the footrest before placing the ice pack on her right ankle.

Once more we sat in an awkward silence, which worried me a bit. I had imagined that with the personality I ordered, my Azula-bot wouldn't quite throw herself at me at the first sight but currently she was more... icy than I would have imagined.

"So, do you want a tea? I have Darjeeling, Assam or..."

"Would you stop offering me stuff?" Azula interrupted me. Her voice sounded more tense than aggressive and her eyes were shut tightly.

"Okay..." I slowly responded while giving her confused look.

"Look, I don't know what you're planning but it won't work. You can quit faking to be the nice guy here because I will get what I want, no matter whether you give it to me willingly or I have to take it by ****. Just stop with this nonsensical act. You can insult me, go ahead I expect nothing less from you Earth Kingdom peasants, but do not insult my intelligence by pretending to be friendly with me." She wasn't shouting, in fact she sounded more annoyed than anything else.

"I wasn't faking it, but okay, have it your way", I shrugged and sat down on the couch opposite of her. The thought of Azula in a skimpy teacher outfit kept me busy for a few moments before I glanced over to her again. She sat there without any motion at all, eyes clenched shut.

Boy, was I in for an interesting day.