Read the Signs on the front door.

The front door was adorned with naughty bumper stickers and erotic humor signs.

Jan stopped for a moment to read some of the signs on the door.

‘If you want to drive a hard bargain. You better have a hard cock’

‘Beware of slick floors! If your pussy is wet enough to leave puddles, Edna will help clean it. No she does not use her tongue unless you are really nice to her.’

‘All sex in the store will be recorded for later sale!’

‘We do not sell half size bra’s, but we do sell breast enlargement spells so you fit the next size or two bigger.’

‘Free Orgasms’

‘Taste the rainbow! Buy condoms in every color!’

Jan groaned at some of the lame signs, but also felt a bit of heat from between her legs. What was wrong with her today? Low brow humor like this should not even have affected her but she was sure a few of her brain cells had just died from being exposed to such stupidity.

Steeling herself Jan opened the door and went in.