No!

I could think of next to nothing that was more important than Soifon right now. For one thing because I really wanted to see her, but also because I wanted to ask her about what had happened in that forest.

Oh yeah and the aftermath of the execution, guess that was kind of important too. Thankfully somebody had left a new uniform for me. It was missing the 3rd seat insignia, but at least it wasn’t full of holes or had my blood on it. Not that I really cared about that insignia anyway. They had also left Merc here, who I quickly bound to my waist. Then Zanpakuto was currently quite but I had the feeling that he wanted to have a longer chat with me later.

I informed the guy at the reception of my leave and then went on my way. It took me quite a while to get back as I didn’t knew this particular quarter of Seireitei and had to ask about the way several times.

When I finally arrived at the office I knocked on the door. “Come in here.” A familiar women’s voice said. It wasn’t Soifon, but I had a good guess who would await me on the other side. After sliding the door to the side I entered to the view of Yoruichi lazily sitting on the desk. She wore an orange jacket, which was similar in design to the usual Shinigami uniform and under that a black one-piece suit that clad to her body.

She was currently petting the head of Soifon, who was sitting firmly in her chair. Much to my surprise the captain looked incredibly happy about that. “Ah, Nize.” Soifon said, her voice filled with cheer. “Back in the world of the living?”

Yoruichi gave me a quick up and down after hearing my name, before giving a satisfied nod. “Yes, captain.” I said, “Oh, don’t mind me.” Yoruichi said with a sultry smile. “Call her by her name – I heard all about what the two of you have done.”

I blushed slightly, Soifon following suite, but heeded her advice. After clearing my throat I continued. “Yes, I awakened a short time ago, Soifon.” With a quick look over to Yoruichi, who had stopped petting Soifon by this point, I voiced a question. “So, we lost I take it?”

“More like we all lost.” Soifon said, her usual stern expression had returned. The two of them informed me about what had conspired in my absence. It was hardly believable, but after remembering the tear in the sky I had seen in the short moment of consciousness I had no other choice then believe it.

“Don’t make such a long face.” Yoruichi said and walked over to me. “Nothing we can do about it now anyway.” She was right. The black skinned beauty stepped even closer and whispered into my ear. “I hear that there is another thing you can do very well though. Up for a little challenge?”

I guess I went pretty red at that point as Yoruichi chuckled and walked back to the desk. The one-part suit left no part of her ass up for imagination so let me tell you: That was one fine piece of art. I gulped at the seductive swinging of her hips. Yoruichi turned around after arriving at the table, leaving me yearning for what I had just witnessed.

“As I said, I heard all about you two. If you managed to get this prude little bee to buzz about your skills, why don’t you try to get me purring?” Can’t say I was a fan of the metaphor but her intentions were pretty obvious.