Super Best Friends Forever

"How you doin sweetie?"

You can't believe your eyes. "What the h.......Cole is that you?" The voice was Nicole but the body standing at the door is Harley Quinn. White Faced and wearing the classic red and black jester costume complete with a big honkin' mallet. Standing behind Nicole to the left and right had to be Danielle as Wonder Woman with sword and shield. Tiffany as Poison Ivy striking a sultry stance, Michelle in a superhero pose was Supergirl and Emily dressed as Batgirl was in some combat stance.

"Yeah, there's a comic convention dow...." You swear you just heard some trumpet squelching a sour note as Nicole's happy face twists to rage. "HEY COWGIRL SHE-BOP!! THAT'S MY MAN!!"

Shelly and the girls are just as confused as you are not saying a word.

Nicole tightened her grip on the mallet making the handle moan under the strain. "Girls, it's time to take out the trash. BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!

The whole room goes to hell. Shelly and the girls jumped up running and screaming for their lives. Danielle throws her shield wide to the right and it hits the mirrored bar shattering the liquor, the glass shelves and the mirror behind it all. Claire, Mary-Beth and Grace run around the room and try to pick up their clothes only for Tiffany and Michelle to chase them away. You duck your head just in time to watch Emily's batarang <HOW THE FUCK DID SHE GET A BATARANG?!?> cut right into the flat screen TV. Shelly trips with Jessie behind her onto the floor and Nicole is right there grinning maniacally. She cocks back the mallet high over her head.

You finally find your voice in this chaos. "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!"

The mallet flies right out of Nicole's hand in mid swing.

<shit> And your world goes black.