Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude

You are Larry Lovage, Larry Laffer's twenty-five year old nephew and seventh year student at the Walnut Log Community College. You've never had much luck with women, until today that is.

You're walking across the quad when a gorgeous brunette walks up to you and grabs your arm.

"C'mon, Larry," She says as she tugs on your arm. "Lets go to the stacks in the library and knock boots..."

You're about to follow her when a slender hand grabs your other arm. You look to see a busty blonde in a cheerleading uniform attached to the arm.

"No, Larry! Let's go do it in the, um, plant-a-tarium," the blonde says as she gives you a lusty stare.

You look at both the hot young women and come up with a compromise. "Well, Ladies, why don't we just do it right here instead?"

The girls look at each other and say "Okay!" in unison. As they pull off their tops, the students on the quad begin cheering and chanting your name.

"Larry! Larry! Larry! Larry!"

You suddenly wake up and find yourself in bed in your dormroom. "Damn..." you say as you down at your morning wood and try to remember the dream you were enjoying. Thinking of the two girls from your dream, you wank yourself off and them start to get ready for the day. As you are getting dressed you turn on the television.

"SWINGLES! SWINGLES! SWINGLES!" the television blared as soon as you turn it on. "Are you a hot college single," the commercial asked. "If you are, you should try out for our next episode of Swingles! Swingles: the television dating game that lets one lucky stud try his best to bed three very hot ladies! We're going to be filming at the Walnut Log Community College today so stop on by and try out for the show-- if you're a real man!"

You can't believe that Swingles is taping at your college today! You decide then and there that you are going to try out for the show. This could be your chance to show every one that you're not the big loser that they think that you are. You quickly finish getting ready and head out to where the try-outs are being held. There is already a big line of guys waiting to get on the show, but you decide to skip the line and head right for the host of the show.

Uma Yasmine is the host of Swingles, a caramel skinned beauty with dark shoulder length hair. The fuzzy cream colored sweater she is wearing hugs the curves of her body perfectly. She has been the subject of quie a few of your late night wanks and you figure that if you can impress her, she can get you onto the show.

"Hellooooo, Ms. Yasmine," you say as you approach her. "I'm going to be your next contestant on Swingles."

She looks you over quickly and snickers. "Right, Shorty. Tell me, have you ever even had sex with a woman?"

"Well... yeah, of course! I'm a regular sexual dynamo on campus," you say, hoping you can bluff your way onto the show. After all, once you're on the show, the girls would be throwing themselves at you. That's how the show always worked.

"Uh huh," Yasmine said, obviously not falling for your story. "On our show, we have to have a guy that the audience believes has a chance with the girls once we apply liberal amounts of ****. I don't think that you would meet that criteria... What was your name?"

"Larry," you quickly answer. "You gotta give me a chance, Uma! I won't let you down!"

Uma thinks about this for a moment and then smiles at you. "You know, I like your confidence. I'll tell you what. You bring me proof that you've slept with two girls and I'll see about getting you into the first round of tryouts."

"Really! That's great," you say. You can't believe that she's giving you a chance! "But what do you mean by proof?"

"You bring me an article of clothing belonging to each of the girls you sleep with and that'll be proof enough for me."

"Okay. I can do that. I'll be back," you say as turn to leave.

'That ought to keep that little dweeb out of my hair,' Uma thought to herself as you head back to the dorms.

As you walk across the quad, you realize that you are going to have a hard time getting two girls to sleep with you, especially in just one day. You're going to have to start looking somewhere though. There's the dorms... or the quad... or the library...

Where ever you choose you'd better get started soon or you'll never get on the show...