Head for the dorms...

You head back to Scruemall Hall, knowing that a lot of the residents are still hanging out in the dorm this early in the morning. As you roam the hallways, you see several canidates that you think about hitting on, but they are all hanging out in groups. You're determined to go after a girl, but you're still to nervous to approach someone in a group.

When you enter the student lounge area, you spot your target.

A tall pigtailed blonde wearing short cut off shorts, a cowboy hat and a plaid button up shirt that's tied off beneath her large breasts. You recognize her from the yearbook as Sallie Mae Beauregard. You think that she's from Oklahoma or somewhere like that because she was raised on a ranch. Best of all, she's all by herself so you won't have to embarass yourself in front of her friends.

As you walk up to the couch, she looks up at you with her big blue eyes.