Britney

Britney lept up into the air on her powerful thighs and snatched the panties an instant before Jessica could.

"I got them, I got them, they're mine!", she cried, waving them around with the excitement and brattiness of Veruca Salt with her golden ticket.

"EWWWW!", she declared, "And they're WET! And STINKY! AND STAINED!"

"No, shut up!", Jessice pleaded, "I need those!"

Truth be told there was a wet-spot, and the heart patterned undies were a bit ripe, with a few unsavory stains, but these were all minor, really. The old panties were just threadbare and holey from long overused, and discolroed from overwashing with a few indelible marks.

Britney turned them inside out, flashing the gusset to everyone assembled.

"Here everybody, take a look!"

"NooooO!", Jessica wailed as she jumped to get them out of the Amazon's hands.

The crowd harrangued her:

"HA! THEY EVEN HAVE HER NAME WRITTEN ON THE LABEL!"

"You stole her heart Britney, her panty hearts!"

"Did you use those to wrap up a TUNA sandwich?!"

"My undies!", she begged.

"Fine, Britney began, you can have your dirty ol' pannies [sic] back.", she held them out, but when Jessica went to take them snatched them back, "On one condition!"