One Very Unhappy Cow

“Here they come. Remember, Don’t. Blow. This.”

“Don’t worry so much dude. I’m in school for acting remember? I did a few shakespeare rolls when I was younger. I got this.”

“Wait, what?”

“Okay, bastard. We’re here, you told me that you were going to have the designs for the site- WHO THE FUCK IS THAT!!?”

“He’s Billy.”

“Okay. Well glad that’s settled. Billy. Fucking Billy. That answers my question.”

“Who the fuck is Billy and why is he here?”

“The cameraman.”

“The cameraman!? I see. And why wasn’t I told there was going to be a cameraman?”

“I apologize for intruding, Mam. If it’s what you want then I should go…”

“How much do you know?”

“Not much, mam. My friend here just told me that we was going to do a photoshoot for a titty website. I work on the farm, you see? When the boss’s boy tells me to jump I jump. I promise I won’t keep none of this and I won’t say a word. My lips are S-E-A-L-I-D. Sealed. I just wanted to help out is all. If you’re wanting it then I should go?”

“No, no. You’re fine. You on the other hand…”

“Why wouldn’t I be fine?”

“Because, you didn’t tell me about a goddamn camera man.”