A big sword

"I wish I had a really big sword."

You wave your hands in the air, praying that nothing goes wrong with this wish. But, sure enough, a big old sword pops into existence in Damien's hand. The shock of its appearance and its weight cause Damien's arms to get dragged down to the ground.

"And I wish I could use this thing!"

You wave your hands around randomly again, and Damien picks up the sword. He looks at it, swings it around a few times, and gives it an approving nod.

"Well," you say, "I guess there's no reason to mess with a classic."

"All right. What now?"

His question is answered when a big purple rift opens in the side of one of the buildings lining the alley behind you. A little goblin creature, red and with a tiny helmet, jumps out and starts making growling noises. He raises his arms and starts to scream, and Damien bonks him over the head with his big sword. The goblin is out like a light, and when it hits the floor it dissolves into the ground.

You see in the corner of your vision two bars that pop up: the first with your new face on it, saying 'Genie Lvl. 2'. Below it is a bar with Damien's face, saying 'Big Sword Guy Lvl. 1'. The exp. that you get from killing the goblin goes into both bars, filling them up a little bit.