If you bought a porn DVD and you want to use it...

You reach for your handbag and take out the package you retrieved earlier from the mailbox.

"Shall we watch a movie together?", you ask him in a sensual tone. Dave frowns. He certainly expected you to ask him something else, and he knows that the type of movies you normally want to watch are romances or maybe sitcoms. Then again, this is exactly how a make up scene would have played out between the two of you in the past: Reconciliation. Then TV together. Maybe making love. Maybe.

You take the DVD out of its box, put it into the player and press play to access the main menu. Then you turn around to Dave to savour the look on his face. His eyes widen. The menu displays your name, followed by the title "Dumb and Dumber", and the picture of a naked blonde woman, sucking her index finger. He stares incredulously first at the screen, then at you. You giggle softly and crawl on the bed, casting him a very seductive smile.

"I thought, maybe you might like this one. It's about a student, who finds out that she doesn't have the brains to study, but still finishes with a perfect grade. Her professors decided to rate her on a very different kind of performance... But that's all I know, and I am curious."

Dave still stares at you, mouth open. You reach out with your hand, touching his chest, and then sliding down, past his belly, into his pajama shorts. Your fingers reach for his penis and you feel it twitching.

"Ready when you are", you say and start to give him a slow, sensual handjob.

Dave presses "Play".