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Chapter 21
by
Cross C
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The Conquest of Kenichi's Mom
Despite the utter weirdness of what had happened with the alien suitor and Lala and all that, it was surprising how the three of us settled back into our usual patterns. Rito didn't even want to talk about it. I think he was hoping all the craziness would just go away if he ignored it long enough.
The video game was paused as I pantomimed my story upon Kenichi’s bed. I humped the air, my hips rocking against the bed loudly, “-And I just pounded away at that cunt for all I was worth until we both came.”
Kenichi grinned at my antics “Man, I’m so jealous! Your mom is such a tight-bodied hottie.”
Rito just shook his head.
I slid to the side of the bed and sat down, “Whatever. You’re mom is just as hot, even hotter if we don’t count personality and add in her huge tits!” P-cups. I’d casually perused her underwear drawer ten minutes after arriving at Kenichi’s place.
“Hey. Lay off. My perverted intentions are saved only for my friends’ MILFs like Grope-Queen-san of Rito’s over here.” Rito’s mom had this absolutely great habit of invading other womens’ personal space in the name of fashion or something like that. It was great.
Rito looked alarmed and grabbed his controller to hold it aloft, “Oh no. Can we get back to me destroying you in FIFA?”
I was enjoying just casually talking about my new sensual relationship with my Mom to let the subject change, “Seriously though. Admit it. You’d totally fuck your Mom if you could get away with it like me?”
Kenichi wrinkled his nose and made this face of disgust, “No, man. That’s your deal. There are way too many hotties I’m unrelated to for that to be necessary.”
I pointed at the boner in his crotch, “Oh yea? What’s that then?”
“Dude! That was me picturing you doing YOUR mom or more actually ME doing your mom.”
“Heh. Yea, right. If you don’t have the balls to sink it into your own MILF, no way I’m letting you do mine.” Honestly, the only one I was sharing Mom with was Dad, and even then I was liking the idea of rescinding his privileges. I knew Mom wouldn’t mind now that I was fucking her brains out everyday.
Kenichi’s eyes narrowed at me, “Oh really. If I somehow bag my Mom, you’ll somehow get your Mom to sleep with me?”
I quirked my eyebrows and spoke like he’d just said something insane, “Somehow?!” I smirked and buffed my fingernails upon my shirt, “Watch this.”
I took out my cellphone and called Mom, hitting speaker.
“Hello.” Came her friendly sounding voice.
“Hey, Mom. I’m here at Kenichi’s with him and Rito. Say Hi.”
In an amused tone, she greeted them, “Hey, boys.”
They returned the greeting, their faces confused. Kenichi was looking at me with an expression that was daring me. No bluff here, my man.
“So Mom. Answer this question for us. Say I was pounding your pussy at home and I had my boys here show up and watch. What would you do?”
The line was silent for a moment before she replied, enjoyment and rich excitement in her voice, “Mmm….let’s see… that depends on what kind of mood I’m in but I’d bet I’d ask them to show me their hard-ons…”
Kenichi’s jaw hit the floor while Rito promptly passed out.
I rolled my eyes in disappointment at his lack of manly fortitude before flashing a grin at my fellow pervert as I asked my Mom, “And if I pulled out and told Kenichi to stick his in you?”
There was a wet gasp over the line before she finally said, “I think I’d get so hot at the thought of you loaning me out to your friends that I’d just cum right all over his dick, honey.”
I groaned and rubbed my hardening boner at this and it was pretty obvious that Kenichi wanted to do the same. It was a good thing Rito was ****, I had no doubt he’d have jizzed in his pants at hearing my mom’s sexy voice say that.
“Okay! Thanks, mom.” I told her brightly, “Bye!”
I hung up before she could respond as Kenichi moaned, looking dejected, “Awe! I wanted to hear more MILF phone sex!”
“Whatever. This is going to be better.” I told him as I slapped his shoulder and walked to the door, “Wake dufus here and then the both of you strip down. And get some condoms ready cause we’re gonna run a little train on your MILF”
I was already through the doorway when I heard him go, “Dude! You’re really going to do my mom?”
No, man. We’re all going to do your mom. Damn, I was a good friend. In the heat of the moment, I’d decided to help my buddies lose their virginities and it was going to be pretty awesome.
I found Kenichi’s mother, Keiko, downstairs in the kitchen. She was sitting at the table, still in her business clothes. A briefcase was open and she was looking through some papers. She was a very beautiful curvaceous woman with lustrous violet hair. She was fairly high up in some sort of biotech firm. She was a pretty strict no-nonsense type and I knew she was pretty stressed. Kenichi’s dad had a traveling-type job and it seemed a lot of pressure was on her to run the household and maintain her professional responsibilities.

She looked up as I entered the room and as her eyes dropped casually, she actually smiled at me. I’d always gotten the impression that she didn’t like me very much, “Toin. Penis-san.”
I cocked my head at that honorific, apparently Keiko hadn’t yet realized the kind of endowment I was packing. “Uh Hi. Uh don’t mind me. I’m just going to come around and feel up your rack while you work. Kay?”
Kenichi’s mom shrugged like this statement was completely innocuous, “Very well.”
I came around to the back of her chair, eyeing the twin swells of her chest under that concealing blouse.
Because it was perfectly normal, she didn’t react as my hands fell upon her shoulders. Though I soon earned a nice little sigh as my fingers started to gently knead them. I do this for a couple minutes either to build up my anticipation about grabbing those jugs I’ve ogled and dreamed about for so long or because I felt like being nice. Probably the first one because Kenichi’s mom had always been kind of a bitch to me. Always quick to criticize her son’s choice in friends in reference to me or making some subtly snide comment. Though it looked like my earrings were mitigating that at the moment.
Finally, I reached down and undid the top two buttons of her blouse and then just thrust my hand into her heavenly warm cleavage, squeezing one firmly. It was noticeably much softer than any I’d felt so far. They gave under the slightest pressure, like some sort of bag of pudding.
“You’ve stared at them long enough. I’d wondered when you were going to finally just grab them.” She remarked calmly, pressing her shoulder blades into the chair and thrusting her chest out a bit.
“Oh yea? I always got the impression my staring pissed you off.” I said as I withdrew my hand to unbutton more of her blouse and then pulled it apart to see that thrust out huge chest, encased in a sturdy bra that was nonetheless pretty sexy, purple with see through material along the top third of each very sizeable cup.
“Eh. You’ve grown up some. You’re more confident now I think. Not so much of a little punk like you were back then.” Is that how she was rationalizing this? And how long ago was back then? Two days?
“Oh? Is that it?” I smirked, my rising libido guiding my words even as I resumed fondling those luscious big boobs of hers, “It isn’t because right behind your head swinging between my thighs are two semen-tanks of the stuff you women thirst for?”
She was silent for a long moment, “Well, I certainly wouldn’t be against a little quid pro quo…” she trailed off, setting down the paper she had been looking at.
“Heh. You’re kind of a slutty mother, aren’t you? Offering me a blowjob just like that?” I scoffed while undoing the front clasp of her bra. I could almost hear those jugs sighing with relief as they surged downward, practically throwing off the purple cups. They were too large not to hang low, but they didn’t seem saggy, rather they just looked to be in their natural position. Her areolas were already protruding slightly on wide, brown nipples set against her creamy white skin.
I reached down with both hands on either side of her head and took big wonderful handfuls of her titflesh.
She gasped and replied, “Na- Not at all. A slut isn’t nearly so selective. I’m offering oral in exchange for the rarest of delicacies. I’d be foolish not to partake if you were willing. I will, of course, not beg but seeing how I actually heard you become erect- it seemed like a transaction we’d both appreciate.”
The fact that she was trying to keep this all business professional with me, the punk friend of her son’s she’d always openly disapproved of was too precious. Also hot. I snorted and declared right next to her ear as I bent down, “Not a slut, huh? A funny statement coming from a chick who’s going to be getting fucked by her son and his two friends in like ten minutes.”
She didn’t get a chance to respond because I didn’t waste an instant before leaning down past her shoulder as I lifted up one of her enormous tits to my mouth and started sucking on it while I hefted the other in my spare hand.
Keiko inhaled sharply. “Oh wa-woah!” she took a few deep breaths, trying to gather her thoughts through the first stimulation of what turned out to be immensely sensitive nipples. “That feels good.”
I shifted to the other nipple, stretching her beached whale of a tit and sucking with abandon. I pulled them off her chest an impressive distance, lifting them as much as I could. They had to weigh a good five pounds each.
“Oh Kami,” she panted after I nibbled gently,. “That feels so … oh….goo-od! Ah-ah!” One of her hands was reaching up along my neck to slide into my hair.
At this point, it was easy to recognize that Keiko was a frustrated woman not getting enough from her traveling husband and my own instincts had me clutching her chin and pulling her head back so I could kiss her and thrust my tongue in her mouth.
She tolerated it but no more, right up until I took a nipple between each thumb and forefinger and pinched down hard. She made a noise that was half-squeal and half-scream, and then was kissing me back with a fervor. Her hands clamped down over mine, holding them against her tits.
“Oh my!” she said between moans of arousal as she sagged in her chair underneath me, “Why the fuck doesn’t my husband ever just fucking grab them like this, this is so amazing.”
“Because he’s a pussy,” I said as I sucked and mashed her titties together, licking both nipples at the same time.
“That’s, oh Kami, that’s not… true!… mmmmm Oh, He’s not n-aaaaaaahhhh!” The word didn’t really end, just transmuting into a scream of pleasure as what sounded like the best orgasm of her life hit her like a freight train.
“That was… that was…” she tried, apparently having trouble coming up with a word good enough to cover how good that had been.
I didn’t give her time to find it as I came around her chair and snatched up her hand, “Come on, lady. If you’re gonna cum like that just from a little tit-play that means hubby isn’t taking care of business and you know what that means!”
Mind dimmed by the pleasure still no doubt pulsing through her unprepared body, she allowed herself to be dragged, “Huh?”
I thought furiously for a moment as I pulled her through the house. I didn’t want a whole society change here. I actually didn’t want to mess with Kenichi’s head because my argument about him being perverted enough to do his mom just like me would be negated. I’d have cheated to make him do it. So…. “It means that you’ve got to fuck Kenichi! Remember it’s normal for YOU to expect your son to take over for your husband’s marriage-bed duties when he’s away!”
She didn’t say anything in reaction but she gamely allowed herself to be pulled up the stairs and to Kenichi’s room.
I stopped short, my eyes shooting open wide at the totally unexpected scene I found inside.
Beside me Keiko groaned out loud, “Aye! My son IS a sausage-sucker! You addicted him to that yummy cum, didn’t you, Toin?”
My two friends were having a very awkward moment, both of them looking like they wanted to sink into the floor and melt away. They were both completely naked and clutching opened condoms, neither of them erect. It took me a moment to remember what I’d told Kenichi and I laughed, “You actually did it and RITO too!?”
Embarrassment turned to annoyance, “Yea. You told me to, right man?” A furious glare went to Keiko, “And I’m not gay, mom!” His eyes dropped to take in her uncovered magic treasures that were her tits and his member jumped into hardness below.
His mother swept into the room remarking dryly, “We’ll see, considering that woke up when your lover-boy entered the room. I know the three of you jerk off up here to your dirty mags and I can SMELL the result! Pretty rude not to save some for your dear mother. What an easy birthday gift, hmm?”
Oh well hello there bitchy personality, it seemed my earrings really did give me immunity.
“What the fuck, mom?!” He earnestly declared even as Rito backed hurriedly away, his hands covering his crotch.
Keiko lurched forward, catching the side of Kenichi’s mouth in a misguided kiss. It was something that made him draw back as if burned. Keiko frowned at him. “Don’t do that,” she told him. Much to his surprise, his mom dropped to her knees and she began to stroke his dick with one hand.
He tried vainly to stop her, but she wouldn’t hear his protests and even threatened him with being grounded. I laughed. This was hilarious.
She jerked his dick and said that she was glad that he was staying hard for her.
“Of course I am and what the fuck are you doing?” He half yelled. Again, he tried to push Keiko’s hands away, but she wouldn’t allow it. To keep him from overpowering her, her hand contracted painfully on his ballsack. Not only did it bring a tear to her son’s eye, it also was very persuasive in keeping him from resisting.
She chuckled smugly at her triumph over him and continued her incestuous work. “Be a good boy now, and let mommy take a look,” she said softly, lapping at the corner of her mouth.
Her hand took a vice like grip between thumb and finger at his base and she regarded it keenly, “Exactly like his. It’ll feel right at home…” I’d seen enough porn to know that even through the government be damned blurs he was average sized.
Keiko positioned the cock so that it could slip into her mouth. Her son jerked and cursed at her for being such a slut, though he did nothing to keep her from moving him deeper into her orifice. Yep, he was putting on a show but he was a pervert after my own heart. I looked to Rito to see how he was taking this and was furiously disappointed to see him clutching his crumpled clothes to his lap and looking towards the door.
I unsnapped my jeans and thrust my pants and underwear down and snarled at him, “Rito! Don’t even think about it. Put that shit down and watch this hot ass MILF, this hilariously awesomely racked hottie, with said enormous titties hanging out, suck our buddy’s dick with your epic-ally saluting boner in hand like a MAN, man!”
While watching his dick slide slowly into his very mom’s mouth, Kenichi glanced about worriedly at his friends watching. “Mom, you’d better get off my dick! You know- these guys are going to want to do you, right?” he exclaimed. Her answer was to keep gluk,gluk,_glukking_on his prick as she undid her belt and stood up long enough to thrust her pants down her long legs, revealing black panties stretched across her kind of wide butt, “You’re my mom! This is fuckin’ ****, you crazy slut!”
-because, of course, it was perfectly normal for me to want to do her. But I wondered what she thought about Rito’s presence?
Scowling, Keiko responded to that last insult by pulling away from Kenichi’s saliva-slick dick and gave a brutal slap to his testicles. His eyes crossed and his cheeks bulged at the pain and I winced with sympathy. What had I unleashed on my buddy?! “Don’t talk to your mother like that!” She looked back at his dick, smirking. “Now…” Before engulfing the erection once more, she reached down and slid her panties down.
Keiko sucked it for a minute more with Kenichi giving in, throwing his head back and moaning. I caught his eye and nodded my head pointedly and he shook his with a slow grin and a thumbs up over his mother’s bobbing head.
Suddenly, she stopped and snatched up the condom that Kenichi was still awkwardly clutching. She slipped it on him and got to her feet and strode across the room to the bed without a word as she kicked off her panties. Then she turned and laid down on it.
She lay fully on her back, arms spreading out about her sensually while her jiggling tits were on full display. With a teasing smile for Kenichi she said, “Now are you going to do your duty, young man? Or is Toin going-”
Her voice disappeared and her mouth dropped open as her eyes fell on my cock. A hand went to her chest and a breathy little feminine sound escaped her lips. Her eyes suddenly glowing, I received a very welcoming smile and that was when Kenichi manned up and rushed forward.
Keiko giggled at her son’s eagerness. “Mommy’s little boy can’t wait to be in her, can he?” she cooed. And then she moaned loudly when his dick slid up her pussy. Thanks to my mother’s expert tutelage I immediately recognized that Kenichi was making an idiot out of himself with some bumbling haphazard thrusts. But his mom seemed to be enjoying it, loudly urging him to fuck her harder which he seemed quite eager to do, the pace of his rutting buttocks between her widely spread legs picking up considerably.
I stepped closer to Rito with the thought of throwing a comradely arm about his shoulders but thought better of it when I saw him very reluctantly pulling at his dick. I settled for a friendly elbow into his side, “This is a totally rookie mistake here- going full burn starting out.”
Still, he maintained it pretty decently and Keiko was into it, urging him on with her legs bent about his waist, heels flailing in the air behind his ass. Shrugging, I joined them on the bed, coming around to kneel beside her shoulders and watch her boobs swaying and jiggling wildly with Kenichi’s thrusts.
Not feeling shy and remembering the dickishness of my dad during group sex, I knee-walked over to Keiko’s face and asked permission. She gave me no words and immediately took me into her mouth. Her hand grasped at the part of the shaft that would not fit in her orifice, stroking it vigorously and sometimes reaching down to play with my testicles. Her talents made me grunt softly. I grinned at finally getting some relief and reached over to help myself to handfuls of her tits.
I noticed Rito still standing there jerking off to the side so I demanded he man up and get a feel of her tits. Very reluctantly (probably imagined he was somehow cheating on Haruna, a girl he couldn’t even bring himself to speak to normally!), he came around to her other side. Finally, a look of pure joy spread on his face as he took both hands to squeeze and rub her left breast. With a glance I took the opportunity to size him up and I saw that he had something kind of small, which meant it looked hilariously insignificant next to my meaty monster. I felt pretty smug about that.
After a little while she took her mouth away from my erection to catch her breath, jerking me off in the meantime. She groaned and writhed as Kenichi fucked her. She briefly sucked on the head of my dick before enthusing, “My! You’re well hung, aren’t you?!”
I grinned at that and she went back to sucking. Eventually, I frowned when I noticed her free hand clutching the bed and doing nothing for good ole Rito there. I asked her if she was going to help him out.
Her expression was fairly scathing, “Why? I’m letting him touch my breasts, aren’t I?”
“Well, why are you doing that then?”
“Because I don’t care what he does so long as Kenichi’s giving it to me and I’ve got your big yummy cock in my mouth providing a steady trickle of the good stuff! Now come here.” And bam. She grabbed my hip and pulled my cockhead back into her mouth, her eyes rolling back as she made this outsized moan of culinary delight.
I couldn’t help it. Her dismissive manner towards Rito was all kinds of amusing. Still, I wasn’t going to leave my buddy completely dry. I shrugged and told him, “Sorry about that, Rito. I tried. You know what? If she doesn’t care- Go ahead and climb on top of her and fuck those titties!”
Rito obeyed without any pussyish hesitating, even shooting me this look filled with gratitude.
He settled on her stomach, though Kenichi gave a brief complaint about him being in his way. Rito ignored him, and pressed his cock down in the valley of her breasts and closed the fleshy globes around him. He smiled crazily and declared, “Gods, it feels good!” He began to fuck Keiko’s chest rapidly, his hips bucking wildly atop her big ferociously jiggling rack. His fingers pulled on her nipples.
Taking her mouth away from my erection to catch her breath, jerking me off in the meantime, Keiko groaned and writhed as we fucked her with the vigor youth was known for. Showing that she was letting her passion get the best of her she reached over to briefly stroke Rito’s dick when it pressed up from her chest. “Oh god, your cocks are all so young and hard! I’ve never been fucked this good before!” she told us. “I love it! Oh, fuck me more!”
We did our youthful best, the tangle of our bodies rocking wildly on the bed as we thrust into this hot as fuck mother. She moaned and writhed beneath us, her pussy making wet sounds and the resounding claps of Kenichi’s hips hitting hers filled the room.
It wasn’t very surprising that Rito was the first to cum, grunting like he didn’t know what the fuck was going on. His body shuddered, and he gave strong thrusts into the tight embrace of the enormous boobs he held tightly squeezed together. Keiko made this weird girlish shriek as her chest, neck,and the underside of her chin were quickly splattered from Rito’s quick firing dick.
She brought a hand to clutch her throat and slide through the gooey mess as she made it known that she was still kind of a bitch by absently declaring, “Oooh! So much cum from such a small pecker!”
I was shockingly delighted and aroused to hear this for some reason but I also felt bad for my buddy and quickly clambered over Keiko’s head to begin thrusting my absurdly not-small pecker into her mouth. She gamely laid her head back on the bed and took it, her eyes closed and saliva flying as I roughly face-fucked her. Not sure how Rito was taking it except peripherally aware that he’d slid off of her stomach to the side, I turned to look.
He had a sleepy smile on his face as he sat back on the bed so I don’t think he even heard her.
Kenichi only lasted a few minutes longer. He started to grunt awkwardly, his body shuddering, as he thrust powerfully over and over again. Keiko’s response was first to let out this passionate high-pitched cry of, “Yes! Yes, baby! Let it out!” But then she switched gears and started slapping his chest demanding he pull out lest he get her pregnant despite the condom he was still wearing.
In a daze, Kenichi pulling out and slumped back on the bed, a dopey smile on his face.
It was pretty clear to me that Keiko hadn’t had an orgasm during that, so I knew this was my cue to step up to the bat. I took Kenichi’s place between her legs and grinned at her sweat beaded face, “My turn?”
She closed her eyes for a second and then nodded, one of her arms sliding down her body and she took hold of my prick just behind the head to bring it against her pussy lips. Her brow furrowed and I watched her fingers slide around my helmet as if she wasn’t willing to accept its size. “That’s… huge…” There was excitement in her voice but also trepidation.
I remembered my mother’s lessons in that moment and took control, pulling her up by the arm even as I laid down on the bed beside her, “Here! Get on top. You can set the pace and go as slow as you need!” I wrapped my fist around the base of my cock and held it straight up, “I’ll save the hard fucking for once you’re used to it!”
She swung a leg over me and slowly lowered her body, murmuring, “Thanks except now I’m the one doing all the work…”
I shrugged at her and she just shook her head before an intense look of concentration took over, “mm...hff… You cock...is going inside...ah” My cockhead was slowly introduced to her warm wet vice and she threw her head back and groaned, “It’s so...HUGE! Mm! Oh! Ouh!”
Slowly but surely she sank onto my thick shaft, sitting on it with her arms behind grasping my thighs, “Ah!! Ah!! Ah!” Her voice became ever more frantic and manic as inch after inch speared her, until with most of my length she straight let loose with “YES! Your cock is awesome! Ah Hahn!”
I could feel her pussy spasming around me. I knew that Kenichi had done his part to bring her to this point so that she was cumming just with my insertion but it still stroked my ego or maybe that was just her huge outsized reaction. Keiko’s big tits squashed against my chest as her weight fell forward and she screamed in my ear, “You’re crushing my womb!”
Her hands flew back to grab her own ass, I could hear her palms slapping into her flesh and as she ground against me, “Oh! Ooh! You’re fucking me sooo DEEP!”
“Oh Kami!! My womb! My womb is… BREAKING! Ah!! Ahee!! HEE! Hghee!”
I suckled on this mom’s tits while they bounced in hypnotic motions in front of me. Keiko clutched onto my head with one hand while the other toyed with Kenichi’s balls. “That’s right!. Suck mommy’s tits. Cum all over your mom’s face!”
Wait. What? I looked up from her boobs to see that my buddy Kenichi had caught a second wind and without any prodding from me had gotten his mom to suck his dick! I was so proud.
She continued to say all these naughty things when her mouth wasn’t stuffed with Kenichi’s cock. When it was, she didn’t slack off. She sucked him hard until a hickey was left on the very tip. She jerked him, licked him all over, and paid careful attention to his sack, which he seemed to like. She licked at each of his testicles while holding the shaft up, stroking vigorously to urge him to cum.
“I’m afraid,” Kenichi began before grunting, “that I’m not to last much longer.”
Still lounging to the side, Rito called out, “What? You just came a second ago.”
“Shut up! You haven’t even got it up again!” He snapped before pulling back from Keiko’s mouth, stroking his slick cock quickly while aiming it haphazardly.
I glared at him. “You better not get any of that shit on me,” I warned before pulling out of her pussy as my own climax approached quickly. “Come on, Keiko. Get up so we can paint that face with our cum!”
So she was soon there on the bed, kneeling in front of the two of us as we stood haphazardly on the mattress, randomly sucking at the heads of our cocks to entice us to unleash their loads. I couldn’t help but notice she seemed to be spending a longer time tending to mine.
Kenichi was first, moaning in an elegant way as his sperm shot forth to cover the right side of her face, oozing into her hair as well. She closed her eyes and opened her mouth, smiling somewhat when some of his spunk shot onto her tongue. I ejaculated next, more vocal as I covered his mom with cum, grunting and cursing as thick jets shot over her head, staining the blanket and even liberally splattering across Rito’s lounging nude form behind her. Most got on her face, however, dripping down in thick, slow streams. Then I chose to direct my cum into Keiko’s mouth, leaning in so that not a drop could miss it. Her eyes lit up instantly as if suddenly remembering something and she glomped onto the swollen head and suckled until she drew every bit of his essence out of me to be hungrily swallowed down.
“Hey Rito, this is your chance, man. You want to fuck some hot MILF pussy?”
Both Keiko and Kenichi complained about this idea, the mother shooting it down pretty firmly. I couldn’t help but love that everyone just accepted my exclusive rights to whatever I wanted. Rito didn’t seem to mind though.
He shrugged as he stared at a spot on his chest where his fingers were touching his skin right next to a large dollop of my jizz, “No, that’s fine.” He said somewhat absently, “I’m saving that for Haruna anyway. I think… I’m just going to wash this off.”
He got off the bed, not looking the least bit put off at his predicament splatters with my stuff. Heh. My power was all sorts of amusing.
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