In your bed

As you slowly awaken the next morning, you look up at your ceiling and wonder why it's pink now. You you must still be asleep, you decide, and try to roll onto your belly to get back to sleep. As you do, though, you feel something between you and the bed which is keeping you from laying flat. You reach under your chest to try and get rid of whatever it is but end up grabbing something soft, squishy, and rather large.

After a moment of squeezing whatever it is, you realize that every time you squeeze whatever it is, you feel something on your chest. Sitting up, still half asleep, you reach your other hand onto your chest to try and figure out what you're touching. You find another object, which you also begin to squeeze, perplexed. After being confused for a few seconds, you look down and realize three things, in order:

One: you are, in fact, squeezing a pair of giant breasts.

Two: they're attached to you.

Three: you don't seem to have a dick any more.