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Your name is Sir Thomas Greensbro, and you come from a long line of Knights. For the past two hundred years, your family has had a commanding role in his Majesty Von Swanson's army. You yourself serve as a captain, and fill your position with dignity, honor, and respect.

Though your professional life is quite reputable, your private life has been in shambles for some time. Throughout your young life you were known as a ladies man, and that carried over into your adult life. You married a beautiful redhead with a higher-class knightly status than yours, but constant affairs by both you and your wife have left your marriage all but dead. You wish for your two sons to grow up and become knights like you, but they would just as well spit on you as look at you.

It has been known for your horrible family life to carry over into your job and cause some of your new recruits to question your command in some minor squabbles. However, after serving with you for a while they eventually come to know that you keep your two lives very separate, and that ends the arguments.

However, in the royal court that doesn't help much as your reputation is used against you when you try to consult with nobles. Many are afraid you will try to sleep with their wives and try to stay far away from you. It was even rumored one time that you might be the father of one of the Queen's children. Which in all honesty, very well could be true.

Sometimes it seems that the only reason people even pay attention to you is because you are very good friends with Sir Scott Gygora. You suspect it was by his request you are even invited to many of the courts the King holds. But you don't complain. You know the only one you have to blame for your reputation is yourself.

As you step into the main hall of the royal palace, you cast a glance to your side to look at your wife. Lady Jenna Greensbro is indeed a beautiful woman. Her flaming red hair is done up in such a way that it makes her gorgeous green eyes look even more spectacular. And the gown she is warring is cut to make her thirty-eight size D breasts look even bigger.

You know she is out to try and get Sir Scott Gygora into her bed, almost every woman in every nation is. But you know that Scott has eyes only for her majesty Emma Von Swanson. Even further, you know he will never act on his feelings because of a strict moral code, which you do not have.

And that means you have a better chance of getting laid tonight than he does.