Mary Demands Answers

Mary stops and looks up at her husband, a frustrated look on her face. "What is going on with you?" she asks. "Well?"

Gary looks embarrassed. "I watched a hypnosis video today. I didn't think it would work, but ..."

"You WHAT?! What did you watch?"

"The video was supposed to make me gay. But I didn't think it would. I ..."

"That's the problem with you, Gary. You don't THINK." She sighs. "Well, obviously, it DID work. Now, you'll have to find another video to change you back."