....There's always a catch with Gods....

You at first think of taking this offer, but... Something feels off... You get a nagging feeling saying that it shouldn't be this easy.... Okay.... What's the catch? ""EXCUSE ME?" The catch... I know how you and your family works. You promise a guy something then twist your own words to screw him over! "....YOUR POINT BEING, CHLOROFIEND?" My point being "Gimme an in-depth explanation or no deal"! "IT IS EXACTLY AS I SAID, CHLOROFIEND! ARE YOU AS STUPID AS THE REST OF YOUR KIND?! I MAKE YOU A BOSS MONSTER AND MAKE YOUR DEAR **** MY CHAMPION! SIMPLE!" You smirk in disappointment, of course... What, and be stuck inside a boss boundary waiting for some party to come kill me, then respawn, repeat? "PRECISELY! THIS IS THE HIGHEST HONOUR I CAN GIVE A CHLOROFIEND!.... ALTHOUGH... NOW THAT I SAY IT OUT LOUD.... IT DOESN'T SEEM ALL THAT NICE TO ME.... BUT STILL!" Yeah.... How about "No"? If I wanted that kind of life, I would've stayed in my little plot of dirt. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE GIVING UP HERE, CHLOROFIEND?" Yeah, I do. Can I have Dana back?" "....IT TAKES A EITHER A NOBLE MAN OR AN ABSOLUTE FOOL TO TURN AWAY A GODDESS' FAVOUR. I JUST HAVE TO SEE THIS PLAY OUT. YEAH, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR GIRL BACK.... I WILL HOWEVER GIVE YOU THIS ONE PIECE OF ADVICE: YOU HOLD A LARGE PLACE IN THIS GIRL'S HEART..." You are taken aback at these words, but are not at all surprised once your mind processes it ...How big exactly? _"PRIME REALESTATE WITH A BEACHSIDE VIEW AND A PERSONAL ZOO" BIG, CHLOROFIEND. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY, I SENSE HERBAL FLOW IN HER BODY, BUT THAT'S NOT THE ENTIRE REASON... IT'S A PART OF IT, BUT THE REST I CAN'T SENSE...." Sweet! Can you let her go now? We kind of have to do something... "I SUPPOSE... YOU MAY NOT HAVE MY BLESSING, OH FOOLISH CHLOROFIEND, BUT YOU DO HAVE MY INTEREST. FIGHT WELL, YOU STUPID.... PLANT.... THING...." and with those words Dana's body slowly floats down onto the ground in front of you, the glowing stopping at the same moment she touches the dirt floor. She wakes up slowly, her eyes fluttering open "What... Just happened?...."