At the Winter Hill's Mall

Winter Hill's Mall is, like most malls in America, on its deathbed. Sure, it has plenty of stores that are "open," but it also has plenty that have shuttered their doors and haven't been replaced for years now. It gets customers, but on a good day you can go from shop to shop and not encounter but one or two other customers.

Truly such a sad state to find, what was once a bastion of American commerce. Oh well, it's still a great spot for chicks to get naked and humiliated!

Speaking of which...