Nature Calls

Mark's brainstorming was disrupted by the increasing pressure in his bladder. He really didn't need that much Dr. Pepper, but it was there and he always had poor willpower. Surely, his stepsister would have a heart and pull over as soon as they found a restroom. Right?

"Hey Mandy? ... Mandy?"

A loud deep sigh was heard. "What?"

"Can we stop soon? I need a bathroom."

"We just drove through a town like ten minutes ago. Couldn't you have said something then?"

"Well I didn't have to go then."

She muttered under her breath. "It's like dealing with a five year old. I swear to god."

"Look Mandy, I'm sorry I'm such an inconvenience to you. But I'm sure you don't want me to mess up your car. So please, if you could just stop at the next business we see, it would be best for both of us."

Mandy was really livid now. "Listen fucktard, I'll pull over when we find a place. But if one drop of any of your disgusting bodily fluids pollutes my back seat, I will rip your ballsack off and give it to a hippie to play hacky sack with. Understand?"

"Yes ma'am!" Replied Mark.

Mandy muttered some more. Luckily, she would find a general store. She pulled over and stopped the vehicle. "Alright douchebag, make it quick."

Mark thanked her as he hurried out of the car and into the store. The restroom was for paying customers only, so he'd have to buy something cheap.