Nope. (Cuntboy Route)

Nothing. Just a pussy. After you’re done dealing with yourself, and have acquired a tampon, you go back to bed. You’re still pent up somehow. The heat and pain still are there. And also you’re horny. You decide to watch porn.

After a couple minutes, you have a horrifying realization.

(…I’m looking at the guy more…he’s so hot…)

But you don’t panic. You keep watching. Eventually you watch gay porn instead. By that point you’re grinding yourself against the edge of your hard cornered bedframe moaning. You orgasm, and pass out.