Anger at an embarrassing fate

"God DAMNIT!!!" Laylah shouted. She punched the hay bale they stood next to, then stomped around, "Ross was so nice! Now he fucking thinks I'm a pervert, or an idiot or... GAGH!!!" Laylah punched the air so hard that she slipped and fell to the grass on her bare bottom. "DAMN IIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" her voice echoed into the night.

David stomped over to stand in front of Laylah. Her legs were spread apart from the fall, pointing her uncovered pussy and pubes right at David. As he stood there angrily in the cold, his penis and balls were now so shriveled it was comical. Neither of them cared about any of that at this point though, tempers were in full flair. David shouted down at his naked, splaying friend, "Jesus CHRIST Laylah. UGH! Shyann was like, so perfect! Now she hates me. Hates YOU. You... God damn it, Laylah, how the hell do you forget to pull your panties up after taking a piss?!" Apparently that was what was bugging him the most about Laylah's comedy of errors.

"I forgot, okay?! It was an innocent mistake! Anyone could make it!" She said lividly.

"You didn't feel them, like, tugging at your shoes as you fuckin walked out of them?!" David continued, really hung up this.

"I really wanted to wash my hands and I just lost focus, okay?! What about you? Huh? What the hell were you doing with all those stupid COINS in your pocket?! Of course they were gunna drag your pants down that shit must've weighed 20 pounds!"

"I had to shove them in my pockets in a hurry because I was trying to stop your dumb dress from unravelling!"

"Yeah well.... well... you... you coulda like... slid my panties on under the table or something!"

"Laylah, that's so fucking dumb, come ON."

"Well it woulda been better than how we are now!"

"UGH! God damn it. Fuck!"

"Fuck!

David dropped his arms, turned around, and flopped on his back in the grass about three feet away from Laylah, "Fuck..."

Laylah sighed and let herself fall back as well, "...fuck."

The butt-naked duo laid there next to each other in grass, their arms and legs starfished out in exhaustion at this entire scenario. They just stayed like that for a while, looking at the scant few stars the night offered so close to the city as the last glimmer of orange faded from the sky.

"....... Sorry I ruined your date." Laylah finally said, tired.

"Yeah, well sorry Ross walked out on you like that." David said, just as tired.

"He coulda like... given me his coat or something. Woulda been gentlemanly, y'know? Chivalrous... heh....Chival-Ross." Laylah joked weakly.

"heh... okay that's pretty good." David said.

after another long pause, David finally sighed, sat up, and then stood up, "We need to figure out how to get some clothes."

Laylah sat up, closed her legs bashfully and sighed, then rose to her feet as well, "Yeah, if that thing gets any smaller from the cold, you're gunna look like me." Laylah quipped, pointing to David's shrunken junk.

He covered his privates with one hand and pointed to Laylah's crotch with the other, "Yeah, well you got grass in your pussy." He said bluntly.

Laylah looked down and saw a blade of grass stuck between the lips of her slit. It wasn't in there very deep at all and she quickly grabbed it and flung it at her friend. "VAGINA GRASS ATTACK!" she said in a dumb voice.

David batted it away, and with a chuckle he said, "Ugh, miss me with that shit."

"Hey y'all!"

The sudden voice made the two nude friends scramble to cover their respective junks.