"Panty-stealing gremlins."

“Oh, hi, Ki.” Lily is in the supermarket in downtown Waxford, looking at vegan desserts. “Have you seen Roxy around lately?”

“I’m sure she’ll turn up.”

“Okay, great. Hey, do you want to go to the alternative queer womyn’s anarcha-feminist film festival later? I’ve heard the new Latvian movie about panty-stealing gremlins is surprisingly empowering… why are you smiling like that?”

“Freeze,” says Ki. She zaps Lily with the freeze ray, takes hold of the hem of the sundress she’s wearing, pulls it up over her head and ties it into place, trapping Lily’s head and arms in a bag of floral fabric and exposing her daisy-patterned bra and panties to the world. She yanks Lily’s panties down around her knees, sticks an unpeeled banana up the redhead’s wet pussy, picks her up, puts her in a shopping trolley and empties an entire bottle of strawberry syrup over her.

“Unfreeze,” she says.

Lily’s shrieks are muffled. She can move, but it’s clear she has no idea how to escape the bag or the shopping trolley. Ki chuckles, takes a picture and walks off towards the exit. She’s passing through the fruit section when Simon points another freeze ray at her and says “Freeze.”

“Come on!”

“Too slow, Ki.” Simon pulls her jeans and panties down, bananas her pussy, slaps her naked ass and leaves her standing in the middle of the grocery store for everyone to see. Laughter and whistles indicate she’s been spotted. “Better luck next time!”