I'll do it

"What if... what if say the nerd you had been bullying was into it too and would be willing to make a mess of you?" Tia looks bolt up right at you.

"You... you like this too?" She says with a hint of hope. You blush. "I mean yeah i find it hot. I prefer making the mess than receiving it but im not totally oppossed to getting a bit dirty." Tia's smile goes wide. She hugs you. "Oh my gosh you are like so awesome you know. So like what do you have." You smile at her. "Well i got some pie tins and about 8 cans of squirty cream so we can do a whole bunch of pies. Tia claps overjoyed. "I got 4 bowls of custard that went cold that i could pour over you." Tia smiles brightly again. "Oh thats perfect. I'd love that." She's practically jumping on you. "And i've got some eggs i could break on your head. If you are into that?" Tia jumps on you and peppers your face with kisses. "Oh that would be so messy and humiliating i love it." Suddenly she catches herself. "I mean like whatever that sounds fun."

You stare at her and smirk. "Oh you don't seem to into it nevermind." Tia blinks then realises what you mean. "Nerd are you really gonna like make me act excited for this." She says with a smirk. You nod. "I'll even throw in a surprise for you." You wink. Tia tries to hold her excitement but can't. "Oh ok fine im like super hyped come on lets go lets go." She says jumping up and down on the bed and you drag her off to the bathroom.

You open the box of eggs first and look. "Oh no." You say. Tia looks around worried. "What?" You smile at her and place an egg in her hand. "There's an odd number and i don't like working with odd numbers. Plus if i'm going to be trashing you the least you deserve is to crack an egg on my head." You smile and get on your knees in the bath. Tia bounces with joy. "Oh my gosh thank you. Are you ready?" You nod and brace

Tia slams the egg onto your head at the same force you did earlier. Egg spilling on to you and shell hanging off the edge. You both giggle as Tia then starts to work youe hair like shampoo. "Lets massage it all in" she laughs messing up your hair before pulling you in for a kiss. She releases you and smiles. "Anyone willing to get me messy is now my boyfriend so that's you ok." You nod happily.

She kisses you again. As you kiss you notice one of the bowls of custard is close to you. You stealthly grab it and break the kiss with Tia. "Do you like custard?" Tia beamed. "Oh i'd love some custard right now." She exclaimed and with that you begin to pour the custard on her head. Tia gasps as the custard runs down her hair and face. But then she starts to moan enjoying the feeling. She looks up at the custard so she can feel if pour onto her face. Turning her face yellow before it drips off her and onto her black leather trousers. The bowl finishes and she moans. "Fuck that actually felt incredible." You get up and start to pretend to rub shampoo in as she shrieks in delight. "Lets massage it all in there shall we. Get that hair nice and soaked." You chuckle as she giggles and actually joins in with the rubbing in.

"You really want to get messy dontcha?" you laugh. Tia giggles too. "I really do." You smirk. "What would daddy think if he saw you like this?" And you turn her to face the mirror. Tia beams. "He'd be so cross. I love being a messy rebel." She cheers putting up 2 thumbs.

"So how big does our messy rebel want her pie?"