"Upknott U is cute and cool!"

You and Meg are sitting in the front row of the Paxton side of the stands, wearing pink, drinking beer and munching hot dogs as the Upknott cheerleaders stride out of their locker room into the huge football stadium. They’re looking confident, waving their pom-poms in the air as they march in formation, smiling and bouncing up and down as the crowds cheer. The ground’s still fairly muddy from the morning’s rain, but that’s not slowing them down.

“Woo!”s fly across the stadium. Music booms from the speakers as the jumbotron captures every detail of the high-energy halftime show, with all its acrobatic high kicks and backflips. Tiffany’s front and center, leading her squad of thirty or so girls in a well-choreographed display of flexibility and pep. She leads the chanting as the girls dance.

“Upknott U is number one! No-one else has any fun! Upknott U is cute and cool! We will beat your stupid school! Goooo, Upknott!”

They’re building to a climax. You watch as two complicated human pyramids form on the grass in the middle of the stadium. Tiffany is hoisted up to balance on top of the one facing Paxton, lifted by Jessica and Madison, standing on one leg with the other raised high in the air and a huge smile on her face. You have to admit, it’s impressive. You can see her green spankies underneath her skirt, as can all the Paxtons.

“We’re the best! We have fun! Upknott U is number one! Gooooo, Upknott!”

The cheerleaders stand in their human pyramids, displayed to both sides of the arena, looking radiant on the giant jumbotron. They stand there some more. They keep standing there.

“Um, how long can they…”

“Shh!”

Tiffany’s smile falters.

It’s hard to tell, but you’re pretty sure what you’re watching is the expression on her face change as she tries to move, and realizes she can’t. Like she’s just been zapped with some kind of freeze ray.

The girls have just enough time to work out they’ve been pranked before Melvin, sitting next to you guys, taps a button on his remote control, triggering a chemical reaction in the cheerleaders’ tampered-with uniforms.

“EEEEEEEEEEEK!”

“Oh my god, everyone, look! Tiffany’s NAKED!”

You cup your hands to your mouth and shout as loud as possible, though it’s not like anyone’s going to miss it. The whole Upknott cheer team is frozen in place, unable to budge a limb, locked in their human pyramids as the last scraps of their uniforms dissolve into green slime and trickle off their bodies.

Plenty of the girls are doing high kicks, including Tiffany on top. She stands on her right leg with her left raised high into the air, her blonde bush and pink pussy presented between her spread thighs to the packed Paxton bleachers. Eyes wide, mouth open in shock, whole face flaming red. One of the automatic AI-controlled cameras detects something of interest, and Tiffany’s naked pussy is displayed in all its glistening detail in close-up on the enormous jumbotron for everyone to see.

There’s a long, shocked moment of silence.

Then the Paxton crowds explode. The stadium thunders with cheers and laughter as they roar, stamp their feet, wolf-whistle and shout with one voice “PAXTON RULES!” at the shocked, frozen, red-faced cheerleaders, who are left completely immobile on the grass in front of all their most hated enemies with no choice but to take it.

Five seconds later, the Upknott side explodes with laughter as well. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.

Kristen and Victoria stand naked atop the other human pyramid, legs raised in high kicks, facing all their laughing classmates. Plus the entire Upknott football team, lined up in the front row and laughing their heads off as they toast their victims. The mortified girls can’t budge as the automatic cameras pan slowly over their naked bodies, taking their time, getting close-ups of each pair of trembling titties, each exposed pussy, each blushing face.

How long is it before Melvin finally hits the “unfreeze” button, and lets the girls tumble, shrieking, into the mud? Five minutes? Maybe ten? Maybe half an hour? It’s impossible to say.