A game!

"Make a game!" she declares.

"Um, don't they have like whole studios to do that?" You're certainly not going to be able to find "Learn Java in 30 days: Assassins Creed" on Amazon.

"No, I mean like a text based game. No fancy graphics, just words." You give Jane's idea some thought. Just text sounds much easier. Of course, you've never played a game like that before.

"You mean like one of those old choose your own adventure books, but on the computer?" you ask.

"Kinda, but I was thinking about something a bit different. Ok, it works like this. You have the game ask the players for a set of activities. Like 'make out' or 'drink a shot'. Basically it's a bunch of things the players can do."

"Go on..." you say, definitely interested in where this is heading.

"And then the computer picks one and the players have to do it." she says through a devilish grin.

"Just one?" you ask.

"Hmmm... ok, how about one every few minutes. Like it has a timer. You perform the activity for a few minutes and then BEEP the timer goes off and then it picks a new activity, " she says, practically bouncing with excitement.

This relationship just keeps getting better and better. Jane is just amazing. If only you could actually program, you'd be having kinky computer directed sex right now. "I'm not sure I can do it. I don't even know where to begin."

She jumps into your lap and kisses you sweetly on the lips. "I know you can do it. You just need a little motivation," she says. "How about this. You get this program written by tomorrow night and I'll play it with you. You get to enter in any activities you want and I will enthusiastically play along. But you have to give me the same deal, ok? You have to do the stuff I enter, too, got it?"

"Deal," you say with a kiss, "I do not deserve a goddess like you."

She hops up off your lap and gathers her stuff to go. "Good luck," she says smiling, "I really hope you can get this done. Because you know what? I really like being told what to do, even if it's by a machine."

Jane winks and then heads out the door.