Getting the girls back together

"Avery, you should move in here - you two look great together!" Zeke announced, wasting no time in implementing his plan.

"Ok!" said Avery without any hesitation.

"What was it you two broke up over anyway".

"She..." started Niamh. "She wanted to date other people". Niamh still looked hurt and upset but felt compelled to answer honestly.

"Ok, well, I guess, I can be the other person. I'll stop by and fuck you both when I feel like it. Other than me, its just Niamh only. Got it Avery?"

Avery nodded enthusiastically. "Ok", she repeated. Her thought bubble read. "He's fucking gorgeous. I hope he fucks me soon".

"Great", he looked at Niamh who was starting to cheer up with the realization that her broken heart was being repaired. "Now take your clothes off and kiss and make up while I figure out which of you I want to fuck first". As they began to take each other's clothes off, Zeke treated them both to some identical thoughts, then sat back to enjoy the show.

Behind him, Zeke's phone buzzed unnoticed.